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The President enacts the Seinfeld Accords, by which: If a boat crashes into your house, you get to keep the boat. If the boat owner isn’t insured, he then becomes your butler (for a period not to exceed 10 years max.)...
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Вашу мать! Я вас не звал, идите на хуй!
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Natural disasters are nothing but punishment from Allah
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