Have just ordered a metric ton of lard and will now work my way through it until the emergency services have to remove the bay window and crane my corpse onto a flat bed. Thanks for that.
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If this could be installed with a dynamo
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Generate some electricity too :-)
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Wow is this the "as seen on TV" channel?
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