Mary Em

@marymeyst

Independent, Snarky Wisconsinite

Madison, WI
Joined October 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    When someone who’s attractive randomIy finds you attractive too

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  2. Mar 6

    The most frustrating part of my day is when I stand in front of a paper towel dispenser in the public bathroom and realize after standing there for a minute that it is not automatic. Every. Time.

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    Feb 14

    Valentine's Day surprise! I'm a romantic at heart & Enchantée is a valentine to so many things I love. I'm giving away a copy of Enchantée AND Anna and the French Kiss, a book I ♥️ set in Paris. Rules: ♥️ and retweet US only Xtra entry: comment w/a book you♥️ Ends noon 2/15 EST

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  4. 29 Nov 2018

    If that’s was the case, wouldn’t Michael Cohen just keep his mouth shut and wait for the presidential pardon?

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    21 Nov 2018

    The raking must have solved it.

    Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS - Whatever happened to Global Warming?
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    20 Nov 2018

    While we‘re discussing personal finances: Trump’s tax dodges represent millions of dollars taken from schoolchildren, teachers, firehouses, senior centers & more. Strange that my normal, working class checking account attracts more attn than public theft.

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  8. 20 Nov 2018

    Me: is it really a bad thing that Facebook is down? Twitter: Instagram is down too Me:

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    18 Nov 2018

    Anybody need their floors raked? 🍂🍂 🇫🇮

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    16 Nov 2018

    “It is never, really, about the clothes. It is about belonging. It is about power.” -

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    13 Nov 2018

    I'd be more interested to read like 60 People Under 60 Who Were Totally Lost at 30 But Figured Out What Makes Life Meaningful Without Being Obsessed With Their Careers But Also Still Paid Down Their Student Loans and Managed to Afford Real Estate in A Major U.S. City.

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  12. 8 Oct 2018

    "We were standing up for the presumption of innocence in this country …" Uh... but her emails?

    Mitch McConnell: GOP senators were "literally under assault" in days before Kavanaugh vote
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  13. 11 Sep 2018

    Thread 😂

    Me: *throws you down a pit* You: my leg's broken Me: I'm sure you have proof. I'll wait You: YOU THREW ME DOWN A PIT Me: so sick of people always bringing up pits You: YOU THREW ME DOWN ONE Me: wow victim card much You: A PIT Me: that talk's exactly why you got thrown down a pit
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  14. 7 Sep 2018

    I’m just going to post pictures of my dog from now on

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  15. 28 Apr 2018

    Madison-native Ashley Quinto-Powell works at and is also the writer of children’s books

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  16. 23 Apr 2018

    Getting anxiety because my library’s website is down and I don’t know if my book came off hold. 😬

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  17. 22 Apr 2018

    I think spring has come to

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  18. Retweeted
    6 Apr 2018

    "Imagine how pissed you'd have to be to engrave a rock." dying.

    NOBODY EVER GETS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HISTORY BEING BORING EVER *EVER* AGAIN.
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  19. 23 Mar 2018

    Happy !

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  20. 18 Mar 2018

    He’s upset it’s not a bone.

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