MaryMajesty

@MaryJMajesty

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2013.
Rođen/a 10. rujna 1997.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    9. sij

    I GOT A NEW ICON AND HEADER AND IT LOOKS AMAZING AND ITS ALL MADE BY THE AMAZING GO FOLLOW HER

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  2. prije 12 sati

    Please. Look at them.

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  3. prije 12 sati

    Wow, money really CAN buy happiness

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  4. 4. velj

    Doing god's work

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  5. 3. velj

    "Honk!" he yelled. "Honk honk honk honk honk honk hooonk!" His classmates agreed. I'm listening to the audiobook The Magicians and heard this priceless gem

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  6. 3. velj

    THE WATER IS BACK OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY WASH MY HANDS AGAIN

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  7. 3. velj

    It's been two hours since the water was supposed to be back and it's still not back Please just let me flush my toilet, I'm begging you

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  8. 3. velj

    I miss water

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  9. 3. velj

    I have to go to University before 2 PM so I can register for an exam, so I was just about to take a shower and head out. Surprise surprise, my apartment doesn't have any water. Turns out there's maintenance work going on and there won't be any water until 3 PM 🙃

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  10. 30. sij

    Update: It's a bit dry and tastes kinda boring. It's definitely edible though, as opposed to the affront to god that is tofu

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  11. 30. sij

    First time trying seitan patties on my burgers. Wish me luck.

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  12. 29. sij

    Two minutes into the game you already get to pet the dogs. 10/10 would recommend

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  13. 29. sij

    Reminds me that I need to leave the church. Because I was baptized as a kid and had no say in the matter, I now have to either pay church taxes for the rest of my life or pay the church an exit fee so I can get out of this goddamn ponzi scheme 🙃

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  14. 29. sij

    I just got a letter from the church about a "presbyterial vote" and neither do I have any idea what that is nor the slightest motivation to find out.

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  15. 29. sij

    Also I bought 8 liters of ice tea and the 15 minute walk back home made me remember why I do not usually buy so many beverages At least I have regained feeling in my arm

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  16. 29. sij

    Also on my way back home the traffic lights at the intersection of one of the busiest streets in the city were broken so I had to hurry across trying not to get run over and I'm afraid of what all this says about my karma

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  17. 29. sij

    I bought Mario Odyssey on my way to the grocery store Also when I bought this my card was declined three times and when I paid in cash instead the cashier put my money through the counterfeit-money-detection machine so that made me feel like a criminal

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  18. 29. sij

    Should I buy Mario Odyssey on my way to the grocery store

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  19. 27. sij

    And of course I got it right at the end of the batch, meaning now I have 30 non-shiny fossil pokemon whose fossil items I'll have to grind back...

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  20. 27. sij

    Fucking FINALLY! This fucker took me AT LEAST 30 hours I'm sure. 3 more to go... Gen 8 shiny dex progress: 3 / 72 (+3 event exclusive)

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    22. sij
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