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@marybirdsong

i make the haha. and the heehee. sometimes a haw. & i'm gonna b a different character every day 4 a year: IG:

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Joined February 2010
Born on April 18

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  1. filed a lawsuit against & ChubbyChecker after they tried 2 eat him @ all-night in Tulsa

  2. Screamin Jay Hawkins took a vow of silence & retired to a remote monastery. He now goes by Screamin Hawkins

  3. What my tells me every time she sends me 2 day 38 ...

    What my #mom tells me every time she sends me 2 #Walmart #momsbelike...
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  4. David Spayed Cat

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    Bruce Springsteen Cancels NC Concert – "some things are more important than a rock concert.

  6. Retweeted

    To The People Who Stole My Debit Card and Just Tried to Use It at Super WalMart for a $1400 Purchase: I LIKE YOUR OPTIMISM!

  7. Dear of America: calling yourself ____-Rite™ (not ___-RIGHT) no longer makes u look ___-Clever. It makes u look ___-Dated.

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  9. The King and Ike Turner

  10. 365 Characters In 365 Days (Day 36): The Runner (Hidden Driveway): via

  11. That Person Always Looking 4 a Fight (picture me shooting this 4 bonus fun)

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    Newest blog is a tribute to the incredible comedic talents of and !

  13. #365CharactersIn365Days (Day 34) Lady Looking For Mickey #80s...
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  14. 365 Characters In 365 Days (Day 34): A Lady Looking For Mickey: via

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