Mark Johnson

@marxjohnson

Metal loving, linux using, bass playing, podcasting, slam dancing, geeky, hairy web developer. Views are not my own.

Oxford
Joined February 2009

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    Dec 31

    Start the new year by finding a way to create a little joy, no matter how small or fleeting

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    Don’t make new years resolutions, make lifestyle changes.

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    26 Dec 2017

    Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what the fuck is happening to your country.

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    Christmas as a child: "Socks and Money? This is ridiculous!" Christmas as an adult: "SOCKS AND MONEY? HOW DID YOU KNOW? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED. I LOVE YOU"

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    There is a death metal band which is fronted by a parrot. It's called Hatebeak. Their 2015 album was called 'Number of the Beak'.

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    25 Dec 2017

    To all our users, advocates, developers, translators, writers, testers, supporters and friends in the community, Happy Hogswatchday, Christmas, Hanukkah & Kwanzaa! We hope you all have an opportunity to relax & recharge with those you love. 🎁

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    21 Dec 2017

    Good luck with your parents' absurd Wi-Fi password this weekend, everyone.

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    22 Dec 2017
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    "Last Brexit, I gave you my heart, the very next day, you explained that actually it wasn't a promise, it was just an example of the sort of thing you might be able to do."

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    21 Dec 2017

    "Wow this passport's fancy. Must have some kickass features. How many countries do you have the right to work in on this bad boy?" "1" "Huh. Still, blue though... Pretty fucking snazzy."

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    21 Dec 2017

    The 2017 Xmas Games Donation Drive is COMPLETE! We helped FORTY-SIX families, upping the record once again. You donated over ONE AND A HALF THOUSAND GAMES. is a superhero and handled around 95% of the applicants and is definitely gaming's Mrs. Claus.

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    21 Dec 2017
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    19 Dec 2017
  14. 17 Dec 2017

    Today is and with my favourite people. Merry Christmas, everyone!

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    14 Dec 2017
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    Yes. We put our country first exerting British principles of democracy and free speech. You should try it sometime.

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    13 Dec 2017

    Best door sign on campus

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    ...since like 352 days ago? Every president has said it. U know this “We’re gonna say merry Christmas again” thing is made up 2 fuel hate against Muslims, Jews & other non-Christian americans, right? It’s very VERY unchristian. No 1 minds “Merry Christmas” NO ONE. It’s a stunt.

  20. 10 Dec 2017

    Thick and still settling! 10/10 OX26

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