N-Word Cullen

@Marvelous_Mal

comedian and contributor, and Democratic Socialist so I'm equal parts funny and annoying

New York
Joined July 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 14

    Nobody: Overconfident white couple at karaoke: 👱🏻‍♂️ 🎵🎶 tell me 🎶🎵 👩🏼 somethin’ girl

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    Jul 16

    Bernie: We need to dismantle a broken system Warren: We need to fix a broken system Biden: WHOEVER WINS THE SKI RACE DOWN DANGER MOUNTAIN GETS TO BE PRESIDENT

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    Jul 16

    The only person who has paid any price for the killing of Garner is Ramsey Orta, his friend who filmed his death and is now serving a prison sentence and enduring constant harassment. My God. via

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  4. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    I was invited to the emmys last year and couldn’t go because I had to bury my dad and this year I’m nominated for one. Anyway, my humble advice to you all is to pray for a parent to die

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    I have never once been surprised when I find out someone is racist. Zero times.

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    How did editor Andy Ngo manage to pick up an English accent over the past two years? He’s lived in Portland, Oregon since birth. First clip is from 2017, second is from ’s podcast this week. 🤔

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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    Trump thinks Al Qaeda is spelled "Alcaida”

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    Jul 15

    This poor woman's body was found in the trunk of a car and this should be a much bigger story

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    You think this what sent the bagel boss over the edge that morning

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    Jul 15
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    Jul 13

    I turned the bagel boss rant into a dramatic monologue

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  13. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    The choices she made to elevate these basic lines were just... man. For the love of God, I want this woman booked and busy.

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    Jul 15

    Anyone else a big Jim Caviezel? No one? Us either but our whole theme tonight on is about Jim Caviezel so tune in to hear songs about Jims and songs written by Jims! Also we have guests Amy Stephens and Khoury Humphrey on!!!!

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    Jul 15

    50,000 citizens of Leningrad, many women & teenagers, have been ordered to "volunteer" to dig vast network of defensive trenches outside city.

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    Jul 15

    This clip from the Fox show Beat Shazam is the bleakest thing on television. Darker than Euphoria or Chernobyl. I implore you to watch the entire clip

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    Hey, Twitter, who’s being racist this morning? TWITTER:

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    Behold... the footage of my earthquake set 😱I go from trying to pump up the crowd, to comforting the crowd, to going into jokes as we were hit w/ the 7.1 magnitude earthquake – at The Ice House

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    Jul 13

    I am inclined to believe a Holocaust survivor when he says ICE raids are just like Nazis raids.

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    Jul 14
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    Jul 14

    Look at how Jay hugged her lmfaoooo omfg. He don’t want no smoke

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