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    Martin Pilgrim‏Verified account @MartinPilgrim1 24 Apr 2016

    1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.

    11:23 AM - 24 Apr 2016
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      2. Judith Flanders‏ @JudithFlanders 24 Apr 2016
        Replying to @MartinPilgrim1

        @MartinPilgrim1 @andromedababe Don't forget getting sent to bed early. Best. Punishment. Ever.

        1 reply 41 retweets 134 likes
      3.  💥M 💥‏ @MatSilk 25 Apr 2016
        Replying to @JudithFlanders

        @JudithFlanders @MartinPilgrim1 @andromedababe Or: "eat all the food on your plate" - gladly 😋

        1 reply 3 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Görlitz‏ @goerlitz 24 Apr 2016
        Replying to @MartinPilgrim1

        @MartinPilgrim1 You forgot "go to bed" :) @tveskov

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      1. Elliot Reuben‏ @ereuben 24 Apr 2016
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        @MartinPilgrim1 Love it. Reminds me of that John Mulaney thing "In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin"

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      1. Beauty Passionista‏ @AmbarinaHasan 25 Apr 2016
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        @MartinPilgrim1 @aliyaaliafzal 😂 me today :)

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      1. one Parabolic move‏ @danarsenal 25 Apr 2016
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        @MartinPilgrim1 @Micechael r u arsenal fan

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      1. andrea-ioana‏ @andrea_ioana 26 Apr 2016
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        @MartinPilgrim1 @catlanephoto I never got punished like that because even as a kid I liked staying in my room.

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      2. Lucy Brooke‏ @lucybrooke5 26 Apr 2016
        Replying to @MartinPilgrim1

        @MartinPilgrim1 not sure where this gem came from but it about sums it up:pic.twitter.com/kucen5yQsn

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
      3. Lucy Brooke‏ @lucybrooke5 26 Apr 2016
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        @MartinPilgrim1 ah ha, it's @gemmacorrell

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      1. Àrà‏ @Aradeinde 26 Apr 2016
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        @MartinPilgrim1 Spare the rod, strengthen the child's adult resolve.

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