Martin Fobian

@martinfobian

Developer, student, human ...

Berlin
martinfobian.de
Joined May 2011
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    Jun 1

    Sigh.

    1 reply 84 retweets 92 likes
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    May 13

    As a developer So many times I've said "I just need a few more minutes" But what I rly wanted was "Leave me alone for the next 16 hours"

    21 replies 1,737 retweets 3,454 likes
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    Apr 18

    here's a business plan for you 1. build hot product on time by incurring lots and lots of tech debt 2. get bought by my client 3. i fix it

    1 reply 10 retweets 17 likes
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    Apr 11

    "The greatest productivity tool you can give a developer is an office with a door that closes." -- Cal Evans

    2 replies 26 retweets 47 likes
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    Apr 7

    routine checkup

    4 replies 346 retweets 666 likes
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    Apr 6

    "What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." - Fred Brooks

    15 replies 1,631 retweets 2,218 likes
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    Apr 1

    57 replies 549 retweets 1,387 likes
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    Mar 23

    When you ask me for work + I give you an estimate, and you say YOU could do it in less time...I should not be working for you.

    2 replies 12 retweets 37 likes
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    Mar 22

    Autofahrer werden künftig mit der auch Renditeerwartungen privater Konzerne bedienen müssen.

    17 replies 146 retweets 90 likes
  10. Mar 21

    "Automatic Bullseye MOVING Dartboard" -

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    Mar 14

    the inverse bus factor: how many people must be hit by a bus for the project to make progress

    29 replies 1,917 retweets 2,451 likes
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    Mar 15

    I never get why people hate writing docs. Good docs with examples let you show off your awesome work (ego++) and answer fewer Q's (time++).

    12 replies 44 retweets 70 likes
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    Mar 13

    Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.

    252 replies 15,779 retweets 26,383 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Dear family/friends: I actually work with these

    5 replies 275 retweets 324 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Feb 25
    Replying to

    . They did. It wasn't.

    11,308 replies 210,124 retweets 526,853 likes
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    Feb 22
    Replying to

    Not a part of being a good programmer: - Answering quizzes. - Never having to look things up. - Having opinions on programming languages.

    17 replies 122 retweets 355 likes
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    Feb 22

    Reminder: a good programmer makes things that work, writes code that can be maintained, and communicates issues & progress. That's about it?

    28 replies 114 retweets 346 likes
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    Feb 10

    There's no way EVERYBODY was Kung Foo fighting

    216 replies 56,171 retweets 112,849 likes
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    Feb 11

    Real Programmers use a variety of tools and techniques to write working, maintainable code that delivers value to users.

    4 replies 15 retweets 24 likes
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    Feb 10

    The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. – Isaac Asimov

    42 retweets 42 likes

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