Martin Bateman

@martinbateman

Senior Lecturer in Computing. Interested in networks, cloud and security. Opinions stolen from a bloke I followed into a dark alley.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2009.

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  1. prije 10 sati

    So freshers' flu is the well known thing that you get ill at the start of the academic year due to all the new students bringing new bugs. I have the less well known mid-way through the academic year's sore throat.

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  2. 3. velj

    Just realised that the sofa in my office is mainly used to keep my bag off the floor.

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  3. 1. velj

    CPU 12 is a trooper.

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  4. 1. velj

    Office is always nice and quiet on a Saturday :-)

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  5. 30. sij

    It's always a nerve wrecking experience writing an email to someone in the language academy. Doubly so if apostrophes are involved. Some day I hope to be brave enough to use a semicolon.

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  6. 30. sij

    I had a breakfast meeting today. Normally I have a sausage sandwich, take a photo and send it to my daughter. Today it was pastries. I texted her to let her know :'-(. When I got home she said her day was awesome. I asked why, she said she had a sausage sandwich :-)

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  7. 29. sij

    For the past few months I've owned two cars. A large family car that isn't efficient and a small city car that gets an awesome MPG. I've learned that my choice of car is largely based on which one has petrol. I really need to start putting petrol in the city car more often.

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    29. sij

    First teaching session on Azure Lab Services running now. Good Luck everyone!

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  9. 24. sij

    New laptop have been named - DeepThought. First virtual machine I created on it is called Earth. If I ever delete that VM the mice will be furious.

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  10. 24. sij

    New work laptop arrived yesterday and I haven't finished setting it up yet. Working on it still feels like I'm at the banging rocks together stage. New shiny fast rocks but still rocks.

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    20. sij

    Need help from social media. My son has severe autism. He has been wearing the same shoes in every size for years. He has now decided that the only top he will wear is this. Tesco can't help. Is anyone getting rid of one? Size 11/12 or 12/13, happy to pay and postage.Please share

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  12. 21. sij

    1) my phone has a screen protector. 2) I keep my wallet in the same pocket as my phone. 3) my wallet died and I replaced it with a new swanky RFID blocking metal wallet. 4) I didn't really think 2) and 3) through but I'm glad of 1).

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  13. 20. sij

    In this morning's lecture I mentioned that it would be a bad idea to wrap the Earth around the equator in 400 coffee cakes. This afternoon someone told me how many eggs I'd need. Still a bad idea but now I have proof.

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    20. sij

    Interested in a PhD studentship in the Functional Programming lab in Nottingham? 10 PhD studentships for Home/EU applicants are currently being advertised. Deadline 6 March 2020. Please share, and encourage excellent students to apply!

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  15. 15. sij

    I normally don't bother reserving seats on train but for once I did. Glad I did since this train is packed!

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    8. sij

    We're looking for businesses to get involved with the 2020 🤝 read our Sponsorship Document to see how you can get involved:

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    6. sij

    Festival Passes go live Wednesday 8 April at 4pm, set your alarms now!

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    1. sij

    I would do the 10 years comparison thing, but everyone knows it's a bad idea to look at source code written ten years ago.

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    26. pro 2019.

    My thoughts exactly: "Coding in C is like camping. It's fun for a while, but eventually you really miss things like flushing toilets and grocery stores."

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