MAGIC MARLZ  

@marloinz

a robot-unicorn with personality and a stanford degree

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    21. pro 2019.

    “You need a job to get experience.” *applies for a job* “You don’t have enough experience for the job.” college graduates:

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  2. prije 5 sati

    When you tell yourself you won’t let the same mistake happen again, and it happens again the next week. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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    3. velj

    this how G Eazy look being all up on Megan

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    3. velj

    shakira and jlo me at 20 years at 43-50 years

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    I’m going to tell my kids this was JLo and Shakira

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  7. 1. velj

    Me learning the words “shit, fuck, tit, ass, motherfucker, cocksucker” at the age of 12:

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    30. sij

    Me when I can’t go to a group function cause I got plans already and they try to reschedule to accommodate me but the plans were a lie and I never wanted to go in the first place

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    30. sij

    teacher: “your mom is here you have a doctor appointment” middle school me:

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    30. sij

    never sitting in the front row ever again esta maldita pobreza me hace sufrir 😪

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    30. sij

    Tusa is THE song.

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    29. sij

    *at starbucks* barista: fat wet pussy? me:

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  13. 30. sij

    My face when I watch white people slather a dollop of mayonnaise on literally everything:

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  14. 30. sij

    Ill take 7. wait but actually everythings sold out. 😭

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  15. 30. sij

    Me wrapping up the conclusion to the first essay on the written section of the SATs. vs. me wrapping up the conclusion on the last essay on the written section of the SATs.

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  16. 30. sij

    It’s fine now - I told her she’s making a shit ton of noise and she understood and apologized. Open and honest communication guys! Twitter is for the rant afterwards. Good night 🥴🥴🥴

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  17. 30. sij

    You might ask why I am up at 2:28am. Oh no reason whatsoever. It was just the incessant sound of my roommates heels stomping all over her fucking room that woke me up. LIKE TAKE THEM OFF UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE FUCKING PLACE!!

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  18. 30. sij

    THINK????? I can’t even think. This bitch left me speechless. Thoughtless. Gagged. Choked. Baffled. Befuddled. Flabbergasted. looking like she said: “Get in loser. We’re going to 193030”

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  19. 28. sij

    more equipment and see the behind the scenes. 28th: despite getting a cold, I went to get my hair cut and it just feels 10x lighter and cleaner.

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  20. 28. sij

    Positive Moment of the Day: January 28th, 2020 Fuck I missed 25-27. TL;DR. 25th: enjoyed a fun bday party 26th: discovered a cool antique flea market to thrift furniture in CT 27th: it was my first day photo assisting in NY!! it was a quick shoot, but finally getting to learn

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  21. 28. sij

    Way too much fucking work just to eat zucchini and bell peppers. The fuck outta here

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