Mark Small

A travel and a hotel stipend is also available. You can sign up here to help (and get paid!) in places like Michigan and Pennsylvania. Over the next 19 days, the actions we take will make the difference between victory and defeat 4/6

for President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence. Join the Trump Team now, and together let's work toward victory! In Liberty, Team Trump” 5/6

Seriously? Obviously they’ve mistaken me for someone w/o moral values or a brain, but two big questions, because it’s from trump world: 1) In “liberty”? I thought trump loves dictators. And 2) How am I to know the checks won’t bounce? 6/6

lol, how many contractors has he screwed over the years? Hundreds? Thousands? I'd be shocked if such checks from him DIDN'T bounce harder than a superball.

1) Thousands 2) Superball! Damn, you're old!

Says the old man lmao

Lethal toys from childhood. Let's see ... Jarts? What about those "clackers" - hard plastic balls on nylon strings - that exploded and killed kids (who had survived Jarts of the previous summer)?

I dunno man, we used to throw the jarts at each other all the time and none of us ever lost an eye... lol