Mark Small

Email “job offer” today: “The President’s campaign team asked us to share this with you. There’s an opportunity to earn some extra cash, and support President Donald J. Trump and Vice President Mike Pence in the process! 1/6

Today marks just 19 days until Election Day, and President Trump and Vice President Pence need you now more than ever. We must make sure they're reelected if we want to continue the momentum they've led for the American people. 2/6

And there’s an exciting opportunity to support President Trump and Vice President Pence's reelection in critical battleground states -- and get paid up to $35/hour for your work making a difference! 3/6

A travel and a hotel stipend is also available. You can sign up here to help (and get paid!) in places like Michigan and Pennsylvania. Over the next 19 days, the actions we take will make the difference between victory and defeat 4/6

for President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence. Join the Trump Team now, and together let's work toward victory! In Liberty, Team Trump” 5/6

Seriously? Obviously they’ve mistaken me for someone w/o moral values or a brain, but two big questions, because it’s from trump world: 1) In “liberty”? I thought trump loves dictators. And 2) How am I to know the checks won’t bounce? 6/6

lol, how many contractors has he screwed over the years? Hundreds? Thousands? I'd be shocked if such checks from him DIDN'T bounce harder than a superball.