Announcement: We shall launch a newspaper, in these times when "The Onion" is mistaken for description of real events, next week: "The Double Entendre Time" - our motto: "Our meaning is what you make of it." Editor-in-Chief: Ned Ludd; 8-track Music Critic: Slim Whitman ... 1/2
... Movie Critic: Edd Wood; Sports: Arnold Rothstein; Travel: Robert Vesco; and Subscriber Complaints: Anthony Soprano. We do not cover the news. There no longer is any need. [NOTE: sarcasm] [ANOTHER NOTE: I am cynical today] 2/2