I can help. I'm Adjunct Professor at Trump Univ Dept of Forestry & Woody Harrelson. Abraham Lincoln, after whom the Washington Monument is named, was a Mexican duct tape artist, invented the Finnish raking method of fighting forest fires. He lost the Civil War to Scott Free
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Marsh, you've been approved personally by the esteemed AP of TU to be one of the Graduate Assistants for Sunday :-)
. Next time you are globetrotting down this way, I’d love to have a beer with you, being a real trump uni prof and all that. Maybe in the Outback somewhere
I've been waiting weeks for my grad assistant decoder ring. The flip-phone I got only works to "beam me up" someplace if I take ... well, never mind the substance, but "Sgt Pepper's" sounds good.