he's like the mckinsey consultant from hell
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ahahah this is 100% it and, like. Darth Vader is a guy who got promoted out of a role that he likes and is good at (jedi murder) into a role that he hates (consulting infrastructure project manager)https://twitter.com/hypercubexl/status/1187855493349249026 …
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PALPATINE: come be my dark apprentice VADER: okay *fifteen years pass* PALPATINE: vader... someone elses project is having procurement issues and i need you to go fix it VADER: *to himself* FUCK
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VADER: the jedi are all dead. the galaxy belongs to the sith. PALPATINE: great. *shuffling papers* next up...ive got you on an 8 am flight to indianapolis, connecting through ohare. you're booked into an extended stay america until we get the new AT-AT's in
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i'm trying to remember if it's in a movie or a comic but at some point someone comments on vader wasting time on his skywalker "obsession" and it's like, yeah, he finally has a project that he cares about where he could do some murder! he's been bored for fifteen years!
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Corporate fascism is rarely off brand.
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I’m starting a company so it’s actually very relatable to me
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And the rest of his time is spent counseling his Admirals on their inability to catch one Corellian freighter...
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hmmm are you suggesting a new prequel trilogy where Darth Vader is just a creatively frustrated mid-level architect [fumbling to start my PowerPoint] OPENING SHOT, ARCHITECTURE SCHOOL ON DAGOBAH
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i mean no shit one of my favorite parts of ROGUE ONE was the b plot about some mid level bureaucrat chasing him across the galaxy trying to get credit for the death star lazer
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