mark nathan unicorn

@marknathan80

Riff Raff Gay 🐷 w/ 💄. Vodka Whiskey and Taco Bell. TV Enthusiast and professional Couch Potato. Follow me on Insta: marknathanunicorn

Roseville, CA
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  1. Připnutý tweet
    24. 12. 2018

    Not to be rude, but it really grosses me out when straight people loudly boast about how they and their partner are actively trying to get pregnant. “Cool beans, Karen. I’m getting jizzed in too but you don’t see me bragging about it to the whole office.”

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  2. 28. 4.

    For not giving a fuck that you’re single, you sure do post about it a lot!

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  3. 25. 4.

    If you want a whore, buy one. If you want a queen, earn her. If you want me, okay! I’m down. I ain’t real picky!

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  4. 25. 4.

    Just followed 4 new cat pages on Instagram in case you want to know how I’m doing right now.

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  5. 25. 4.

    I feel like the more inspirational quotes a person posts the more likely it is that their life is a huge mess.

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  6. Retweetnuto uživatelem
    21. 4.

    Mary Magdalene taking a selfie in front of the tomb

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  7. 21. 4.

    I mean why sacrifice yourself for the sins of mankind if they’re all just gonna waste their salvation on eating fucking disgusting candies at Easter???

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  8. 21. 4.

    I feel like if Jesus knew how popular marshmallow peeps would become 2000 something years later, I bet he woulda just stayed dead.

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  9. 21. 4.

    Well time to get up and ready. Jesus didn’t die and come back from the grave just so I could lie in bed watching bad tv all day. I mean, right? Probably not. Be cool if he did though.

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  10. 21. 4.

    Some people will notice every red flag that he isn’t interested and still fall in love anyway. I am people. Every single time.

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  11. 20. 4.

    What I say to myself when I’m watching Netflix in bed and the screen on my TV goes dark for a brief moment and I see my sad, lonely, froggy face eating Doritos and staring back at me

    u are loved
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  12. 19. 4.

    I, too, would like to get hammered and nailed this Good Friday.

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  13. 17. 4.

    I automatically can’t stand you if you drive a loud vehicle.

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  14. 15. 4.

    Some dude on Instagram just said he was Team Lannister and I swear to you I’ve never unfollowed someone so fast in my life. I do NOT need that kind of wickedness around me.

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  15. 14. 4.

    You say tomato, I say tomate

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  16. 14. 4.

    Why does the Dark Lord look like he has mange?

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  17. 14. 4.

    Can we get a round of applause for toilets with high-powered flushes? They put up with a lot of crap!!! 😜🥁🚽

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  18. 12. 4.

    Gay guys on Bumble: Model Entrepreneur Luxury. Fashion 24 countries traveled 24 years old Me on Bumble: Banned on Grindr Works out sometimes Once traveled to Tijuana for a night but had to leave after puking at a strip club

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  19. 11. 4.

    I bet couples that hold hands think they’re hot shit just because they found someone that’s not embarrassed to be seen in public with them.

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  20. 10. 4.

    I can’t help but feel a little bit jealous that everyone is going crazy over these pictures of a super massive black hole meanwhile I practically have to beg someone to even take a glance at mine.

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  21. Retweetnuto uživatelem
    7. 4.

    Wait so like what’s the actual tea with slender man?? he’s not real right...like I’m into tall skinny guys with a mysterious vibe about them so just wondering

    14 retweetů 49lajků
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