What if we told everyone the vaccine was their chance to take revenge on Comcast? 
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I'm so glad you and I can tweet via microchip now
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Much more efficient, isn’t it?
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Hahahaha
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That sounds like a good side effect.
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Right? “This is a Starbucks, not a public library”
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That'd come in handy for my kid's virtual school.
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But can you tweet directly from your body without a smartphone? How technologically advanced is this microchip?
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<Reply sent from Bill Gates 5G mind control microchip>
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