Mark

@markhassenfratz

Music writer dude/bartender guy/leftist. Headlines , , , he/him/his

New York, USA
Joined August 2016
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 7

    My latest for !

    Guy Who Bought Vinyl Before Show Moshes Carefully
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  2. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Hot Ones is just Nardwuar for people who buy whey protein.

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  3. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Say this with love - you’re just being mean when you don’t have to be.

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    12 hours ago

    Heres some song parodies you can sing to radicalize ppl in the karaoke bar: Despite all my rage I am still working minimum wage Because the night Belongs to workers Because the night Belongs to us someBODY once told me The CEO exploits me We barely make enough to be fed

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    12 hours ago

    What's the DEAL with lying about Medicare for All??? *bass riff*

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  6. 10 hours ago

    I finally got around to watching Vice. This is a horror movie and Dick Cheney is the villain.

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  7. 11 hours ago

    Thank god the human body is 98.6 degrees because otherwise if you drank magic shell it would harden inside of you and you’d die

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  8. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    MELVILLE: Would you like to know more Whale Facts? MACHIAVELLI: [busts out a lute] you know I would MELVILLE: the Whale is a Leviathan MACHIAVELLI: and we are but two princes MELVILLE: it can only be stopped, not harnessed MACHIAVELLI: Whoa you're majesty (just go ahead now)

    What’s the inherently funniest pairing? A. Atwood and Aristotle B. Melville and Machiavelli C. Dickens and Dostoevsky D. Hegel and Hemingway
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  9. Jul 16

    Unlike y’all I listen to REAL music!

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    Jul 15

    maximum kamala headline

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  11. Jul 16

    Some of our presidents OWNED PEOPLE

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    Joe Biden: "There has never been a President in American history who has been so openly racist and divisive as this man."
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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    if you can’t afford to tip, then you can’t afford to go out to eat or for drinks. quit being greedy and childish, your server makes 2 bucks an hour, their ability to LIVE depends on your tip

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  13. Jul 14

    Just once I’d like to be the epic sir who wins the internet for the day

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  14. Jul 14

    *groans until my jaw turns inside out and turns into a black hole, swallowing me into The Void*

    jesus christ
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  15. Jul 14

    Also know that centrist Dems are approving of this racism by voting to fund his concentration camps.

    Telling brown-skinned, U.S. citizen Members of Congress to go back to their own countries is a new level of racism. I’m not surprised, but take note of where this is going.
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  16. Jul 14

    ⬇️Leadership⬇️

    Want a response to a lawless & complete failure of a President? He is the crisis. His dangerous ideology is the crisis. He needs to be impeached.
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    Jul 14

    how, indeed

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  18. Jul 14

    If you think Trump is going to compromise with you you’re either a complete dunce or not interested in using your power to help people.

    I reject ’s xenophobic comments meant to divide our nation. Rather than attack Members of Congress, he should work with us for humane immigration policy that reflects American values. Stop the raids - !
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    Jul 12

    i hate job recruiters. what the fuck is a “cover letter”? bitch i’ll kill you

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  20. Jul 13

    One of those nerds whooped Joe Crowley’s ass last year lmao

    NEW: on plans to primary members, a senior Democratic source said: " “No one is afraid of those nerds. They don't have the ability to primary anyone.”
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  21. Jul 13

    MY FAVORITE MUSIC JOKE OF ALL TIME— Person 1: What’s your favorite Nirvana album? Person 2: Dave Grohl’s drumming on Songs For The Deaf

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