Tweets
- Tweets, current page.
- Tweets & replies
- Media
You blocked @marketableskill
Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @marketableskill
-
kelly Retweeted
some of my family friends are practicing Jews in Poway. seeing this again after Squirrel Hill is just... no words lots of love for my Jewish comrades todayhttps://twitter.com/latimes/status/1122229740100653056 …
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
kelly Retweeted
Is there a shorter way of saying “strike-replacement” teacher? Something Cute And Brief?https://twitter.com/comey/status/1122165090046943239 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Just wondering ummm why everyone in the world insists on persecuting me?https://twitter.com/svnsid/status/1121564024330756096 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Tired: all women are beautiful as they are Wired: capitalism conditions women to obsess over their bodies to maintain the patriarchy and sell shit Inspired: no weight loss is worth the horror of drowning in the vintage 70s plaid flare pants you love more than your own family
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I overcame crippling BDD and evolved into an adult woman with fairly healthy self-esteem, only to now be sabotaged by inadvertent weight loss & forced to abandon a third of my irreplaceable wardrobe, and I am going to Beat God’s Ass about it
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
My office job is similar to my old restaurant jobs in that I fucked around at work for an extra half hour because that’s how long it takes me to finish a free IPA
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
It appears my indifference to medieval r*pe and 3 hour long military recruitment ads is causing some controversy. I am begging all seriously offended parties to channel their fantasy hero children’s program fixations into Wreck-It Ralph like civilized human beings
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
One single person I follow on twitter develop good taste challengepic.twitter.com/ylxiWxB9Kd
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
kelly Retweeted
Pay attention: this is where calls for climate action that are unwilling to consider systemic change lead us. Straight to climate barbarism. It is already well underway.https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/1121216926024445953 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
kelly Retweeted
Is there such a thing as the best art ever? Yes, it's this illustration of a woman petitioning for divorce in the Ottoman kadi court. Her [bottom left] husband [bottom right] is claimed to be impotent, which is grounds for divorce. Judge [top] is inspecting evidence, her dildopic.twitter.com/RiBrDDJhMp
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Much like straight men, I love the idea of dating a hot idiot who’s just funny and interesting enough to realize how much funnier and more interesting I am, except they deserve electric chair and I‘m a groundbreaking feminist hero
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Every big tweet about straight women’s romantic choices is so unrelatable. I mainly land guys who are 2+ points more attractive than me... haven’t hooked up with a non-Hot in years... wasn’t aware that men had anything else to offer?https://twitter.com/swearsayer/status/1121083005928452096 …
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Why did you do this. Why would you want to give a chimpanzee body dysmorphiahttps://twitter.com/_danielsinclair/status/1121252893586276352 …
1:00Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I took Jim’s savvy advice and made a student loan payment using the $7 wawa gift card my grandmother gave me on Easter. I’m still $27,000 in debt and now a collection agent in Texas is mad at mehttps://twitter.com/JimMahaney/status/1120670837206585345 …
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
These women stand to lose their jobs, homes, and children waiting for their day in court solely because they can’t afford bail - supporting them is a concrete way to fight jail policies that hold poor people hostage. If you donate please lmk so I can track my fundraising goal!
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Hey y’all, I’m working w the Philly Community Bail Fund campaign to get Black moms out of jail and home to their families by Mother’s Day - if you want to free women from Philly prisons and further the movement to end cash bail please donate with me! https://www.phillybailout.com/donate.html pic.twitter.com/sXj8KsF65v
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
kelly Retweeted
if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
How do I feel about romance? Well,, none of the characters in my favorite romcom end up together, nor do the characs in my favorite romantic movie scene, and my favorite romantic song was written about the guy who made Dick in a Box
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
kelly Retweeted
love this essay on the strange relationship you probably had with Payless if you grew up brokehttps://theoutline.com/post/7342/payless-shoesource-shutting-down-appreciation …
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I’m lounging. I‘m eating phish food B&J’s, watching Lady Dynamite season 2, and blowing snot into paper towels, and I don’t want anyone to talk to me for the rest of my life
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.