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It’s hunting season! Tomorrow Tuesday 4/25 the latest ep will drop. This week I am joined by to discuss John Woo’s US directorial debut “Hard Target”. Subscribe to on YouTube or wherever you get your audio podcasts to never miss a new episode!
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-Waited 3 hours for tix
-Played SW Trivial Pursuit w/ fellow fans in line
-In the theater pre-show a dork in the front brought Taco Bell, asked if anyone wanted a burrito, tossed it to the back & it exploded midair raining cheese & meat on everyone. Don’t ever be that guy.
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To all of my older Star Wars followers, and mutuals what was it like seeing this on the big screen back in 1999?
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It’s Earth Day so here’s Mollie reminding everyone that she rules it 🌍
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Go see my pals give them the stand-up routine in LA! This Friday!
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☎️ CALLING ALL PARTY GOBLINS ☎️
Tickets are on sale NOW for my #HardFeelingsTour! Go get yours here: bit.ly/ILIZATOUR
Tell me when you get them! SEE YOU IN LESS THAN 100 DAYS! ❤️🔥⚡️
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Really dug #TheMandalorian Season 3…loads of great action, galaxy-expanding adventures & got genuinely invested in Din, Bo & others. Loved the through line of finding your people/place & sacrificing ego for the greater good.
Or in the words of Grogu, YES YES YES
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It's a day that ends in Y. Which means here is your reminder that I'm gonna be doing standup with my Podcast crew on April 28th at Flappers in Burbank! Don't miss it!
Link is on the photo / in my bio
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Congrats Mark & Julie! Shit got wild in my hotel room this weekend 🥂
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Hopped on an hour ago…then Dan Snyder immediately SOLD my beloved football team. You’re welcome, Earth 🍾
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Watching TV during break at work
First time seeing the awesome on TV, I live in Michigan so this is really cool.😍🔥
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CHEWIE, WE’RE HOME 🍾
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Breaking: Dan Snyder has reached an agreement in principle to sell the Commanders for $6 billion to a group led by Sixers and Devils co-owner Josh Harris, per @Sportico
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Latinos! McDonald's is once again offering $75k towards your short film! Please apply to the Spotlight Dorado program! spotlightdorado.com
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CARDINAL: Yo we got a demonic possession that’s really scary
POPE: Fuck what do we do
CARDINAL: Well we can call any priest on Earth…
POPE: Hey who’s that guy in Gladiator?
CARDINAL: …
POPE: Ya know, are you not entertained dude
CARDINAL: Russell Crowe?
POPE: YES! HIM!
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Today, there was mass shooting in Louisville, Kentucky, leaving 5 dead, including a police officer.
Remember what Republican Tim Burchett said just recently: “We’re not gonna fix it.”
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my boyfriend and i just discovered that we were both at griffith observatory for the solar eclipse on august 21, 2017 three years before we actually met, and we took similar photos- but neither of us are in each others... (1/2)
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Me every time they announce new Star Wars movies
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Too late dude. You drank ‘em. You’re gay now.
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I will be deleting all Anheuser-Busch products from my tour hospitality rider. I know many other artists who are doing the same.
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One of the best in the game, kiddos
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My special LEFTY’S SON is now streaming on my YouTube! Y’all know the deal go subscribe, watch, like, comment and share!!
m.youtube.com/@rsickler
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Is it ok to attend the reception but not the wedding??
*overheard this debate at a coffee shop
**not aimed at any of the weddings I’m invited to
***especially the ones where I’m officiating…definitely showing up at those
- Yes just reception is ok54.6%
- No gotta go wedding too45.4%
1,021 votesFinal results
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This is why I love doing my podcast COMEDY PINATA. Comedians watching comedy spurs conversations like this w two of my favorites in the game SUBSCRIBE!!! This is a gem of an episode: m.youtube.com/@stevebyrnecom
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Trump’s defense team appears to be 2 goons from The Mask & a mannequin leg.
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I really miss when MTG was Magic: The Gathering & not a riot-inciting fascist imbecile named Marj.
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So here’s the deal. I’m doing my part to bring my broken ass on stage. And I got jokes for about this ghetto ER from last night. So buy your tix for this April 28th show cause imma hobble my broken ass up there. The least you could do is join us 😎
Link: thekristianharloff.com
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Honored to speak w/ , the screenwriter behind the Nike/Michael Jordan #AirMovie 👟 from Ben Affleck.
🎥 Full video: youtu.be/3BkMwnPIPM0
🏀 Full story on why sports movies are thriving, w/ insight from : cbssports.com/nfl/news/insid
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And finally, will be performing Thursday of #SDCC! Tickets are only $11 right now, but the offer may not last long:
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Oh hey there 👀
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The American Comedy Co. in #SanDiego adds Comic-Con shows with @DougLovesMovies (7/19), @markellislive (7/20) and @thebrianposehn (7/21 and 7/22). @americancomco is a 21+ venue.
Get tickets on their site: americancomedyco.com
#SDCC
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Really cool horror movie in theaters today nationwide…do I see it in 4DX? ☠️
Congrats to the crew & cast (including my bud !!) 🌟 #Malum
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