My friend's ex-boyfriend insisted that cholera was a vegetable that he'd eaten before.
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Oh god haha
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I was bartending and a guy came up and asked what kind of Jack Daniels we had.
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To be fair, there are a few types of JD ...
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"How did Leonardo DiCaprio end up surviving after that whole Titanic thing????"
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Hahaha 1. He dies in it 2. ACTINGGGG 3. Wait, did he really die
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Supervisor paid 2x my salary. Writing my bio for website, asked if I was "a Road Scholar". I worked in academic publishing.
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"I can't be held accountable to ask people if they're okay with things every time before I do them. I'd go insane!" I'm paraphrasing, but I'm not kidding.
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That eggs are a dairy product
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Come on chels surely you’ve heard of egg milk
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