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     ♥ mark magark ♥‏ @markedly 17 Aug 2018

    Please give me an example of something someone said to you that was so astonishingly stupid that you can never forget it.

    5:03 PM - 17 Aug 2018
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      2. Peggy N.  🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️‏ @pnunez48 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @markedly

        My friend's ex-boyfriend insisted that cholera was a vegetable that he'd eaten before.

        14 replies 63 retweets 1,236 likes
      3.  ♥ mark magark ♥‏ @markedly 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @pnunez48

        Oh god haha

        3 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
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      2. Sushi Monster‏ @sushimonsterc 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @markedly

        I was bartending and a guy came up and asked what kind of Jack Daniels we had.

        4 replies 1 retweet 92 likes
      3. Tom Swarbrick‏ @TomSwarbs 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @sushimonsterc @markedly

        To be fair, there are a few types of JD ...

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. Scotty‏ @EmmScotty 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @markedly

        "How did Leonardo DiCaprio end up surviving after that whole Titanic thing????"

        8 replies 10 retweets 364 likes
      3.  ♥ mark magark ♥‏ @markedly 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @EmmScotty

        Hahaha 1. He dies in it 2. ACTINGGGG 3. Wait, did he really die

        3 replies 1 retweet 117 likes
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      1. Ann Marie Lastrassi‏ @magnetscoil 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @markedly

        Supervisor paid 2x my salary. Writing my bio for website, asked if I was "a Road Scholar". I worked in academic publishing.

        2 replies 1 retweet 90 likes
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      1. Kallisti Scythe‏ @KallistiScythe 17 Aug 2018
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        "I can't be held accountable to ask people if they're okay with things every time before I do them. I'd go insane!" I'm paraphrasing, but I'm not kidding.

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      2. chels‏ @sanchezck 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @markedly

        That eggs are a dairy product

        17 replies 5 retweets 201 likes
      3.  ♥ mark magark ♥‏ @markedly 17 Aug 2018
        Replying to @sanchezck

        Come on chels surely you’ve heard of egg milk

        2 replies 0 retweets 69 likes
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