Most Canadians respect Terry Fox and War Memorials. Most Canadians don’t steal from food banks. Most Canadians would never wave a swastika and if they saw one, they would take it down. And most Canadians are vaccinated. I consider those people to be the true patriots.
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So Erin O’Toole has to move. Does anyone know anybody with a truck? #cdnpoli
My pal Gordon Pinsent passed. I saw him a few weeks ago, his twinkle as bright as ever. I looked up to him as the Rowdyman but loved him as Porky Pinsent from Grand Falls. He cut the path the rest of us travelled. A household name based on Canadian work. The best there ever was
If you can walk up to the Deputy PM and call her those names yet still claim there is no freedom in Canada, I would suggest trying that with Putin. This behaviour does not make me think ‘I wonder what I can learn about vaccine science from this man.’
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This is unacceptable treatment of the Deputy PM while visiting in her home province of Alberta.
This man & woman actually congratulate themselves in the parking lot, as though they are fighting for freedom.
How exactly is calling the DPM a F**ken B**ch fighting for freedom?
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I wish to announce that I will not be seeking the leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada. I sincerely ask you to support the candidate that can best be made fun of during the next election.
Re: Don Cherry - I’m at a Costco In St Johns. It’s whiter than a snow bank. Hundreds here but I’ve only counted 7 poppies so far. The problem isn’t “you people”. It’s “we people.” #remberanceday PS you can buy poppies here. Even in bulk.
Radio just reported that a pregnant woman in labour drove herself to the hospital on a skidoo. I hope they are ok. I’m pretty this child will grow up to be the future Premier that will lead us to prosperity. #snowmaggedon2020 #nlstorm #nlblizzard2020
I’m glad the Canadian Screen Awards are virtual this year so I won’t get punched by Colm Feore.
Mackay says it’s crass to ban assault weapons after a mass shooting. It’s not as crass as using a mass shooting to argue FOR assault weapons. Head shake time. #cdnpoli
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As a Nova Scotian, I am outraged that Justin Trudeau is using our tragedy to punish law-abiding firearms owners across Canada.
As Prime Minister, I can guarantee to all Canadians that I will never take advantage of a tragedy like this to push a political agenda.
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Gordon Lightfoot has left us. There’s something about Canada and Gordons.. This is a photo of him alongside fellow Gords Downie and Pinsent. Pinsent then painted the image. All gone now. To quote Mr. Lightfoot, “If you plan to face tomorrow, do it soon.” #GordanLightfoot
Very rare picture. I got an Andrew Scheer handshake from at #Regatta2019 #RegattaDay #cdnpoli #nlpoli
Dear The name isn't offensive if it's referring to the actual person. For instance, if I said you were as dumb as Eric Trump it's not offensive because you ARE Eric Trump.
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The irony of an ABC reporter (whose parent company Disney has profited nearly half a billion dollars on the movie “Pocahontas”) inferring that the name is “offensive” is truly staggering to me.
I bet Andrew Scheer is really regretting that whole "controversial candidates can stay if they apologize" thing now #cdnpoli
Man who cast aside Canadian identity to be a British Lord then came back to Canada after serving time in prison in USA tells Canadians what their identity should be. 🙄
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Conrad Black: Canadians crave an identity, not this fluffy nonsense from Trudeau ebx.sh/2GYLFxw
I want to hear on a woman’s right to choose.
I want to hear on Bill 21.
And I want to hear Andrew Scheer on his president getting impeached #cdnpoli #Leadersdebate #Elexn43
#DougFord says he “owes so much to Rob’s legacy”, almost as much as he owes to Rob’s widow.
Some say Canada isn't worth celebrating. We live where the PM will take off his shoes to visit your protest teepee. I like it here. 🎇
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PM @JustinTrudeau visits First Nations protest teepee on Parliament Hill
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In the end reporters held the line better than anyone.
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I was doing a live hit with @MSNBC this afternoon when our crew was mobbed. One guy actually spit at us, others called us Nazis. MSNBC had to cut it off almost after it began. Then they chased us down the street to our bureau.
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It was a great night in Ottawa, celebrating the ties that bind. Always nice when the neighbours drop over.
“I want everyone to remember how kind she was. How much she loved being a nurse. The way her eyes sparkled when she talked to her grandchildren and the way she just loved Christmas. Let those things define her. Not the horrible way she died”
Tonight on a new former snowboarding instructor gives me a lesson on going downhill.
I will never live this down because of all the fun I’ve made over Toronto calling in the army - but I think it’s time for our friends in the Canadian Military to save NFLD & Lab. At least a third are from there so, they won’t mind. (waves white flag)
Now the earth is just trolling us
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Hawaii's Kilauea volcano, one of the world's most active, recently formed a smiley face in its over 24-metre deep crater during an ongoing eruption.
Mick Kalber of Paradise Helicopters captured the breathtaking scene.
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Thank you firefighters, light & power b’ys and gals, medical workers, plow operators, media people who slept at their stations, ambulance drivers, neighbours who shovelled their neighbours after or before their own, friends who let friends crash, strangers who acted like friends
I found an old negative last night. No idea who was in it. I sent it to my friend Ray and he texted back this beautiful colour photo of my late mom as a young girl. That’s the house she grew up in on Mt Scio road. What a lovely surprise. Hi, Mom!
Hey, Newfoundland and Labrador. Check on seniors in your neighbourhoods during this storm. Especially those in basement apartments. Lots of folks don’t have people to reach out to. Reach out to them, if you can. #snowmaggedon2020 #nlblizzard2020 #nlstorm
I’m delighted to officially announce season three of Son Of A Critch. Back to school!!
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‘Son Of A Critch’ Renewed For Season 3 By CBC deadline.com/2023/03/son-of
Jimmy’s family came from Newfoundland and Labrador and he had a strong connection to his roots. He visited the province several times and made a point of performing here. He was very kind to my brother and spread a lot of that same kindness every time he visited. RIP Jimmy.
Happiest of birthdays to my dear friend Gordon Pinsent. At 90, Gordon still has that same curiosity he had at 9. Yes, he is a poet, actor, singer, writer, producer and director. But he is an even better friend. That cake won’t know what hit it!!!
Yes there is racism in Canada. Our own prime minister thought black face was okay. Growing up white in Nfld & Lab, like Rex and I did, can make you think it doesn’t. That’s why media should ask POC to talk now. If Fog was the issue of the day, then they should ask us. #cdnpoli
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Rex Murphy: Canada is not a racist country, despite what the Liberals say nationalpost.com/opinion/rex-mu
If you’re a LBGTQ kid in Springdale, please know that there are a whole lot of people in Newfoundland & Labrador that support you. Inclusion never divides. Your mayor is being a tool. You’re awesome. thenorwester.ca/news/local/spr
When I was just a young pup, John Crosbie agreed to be on a pilot I did for local CBC. He didn’t need to do that but he was always up for a laugh. Thank you John. RIP. Here it is for the first time ever
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Also tonight on a new Doug Ford teams up with Jason Kenney, as played by Trailer Park Boy’s Patrick Roach!
Happy Canadian #Thanksgiving. Its so nice of our American friends to roast a turkey for us tonight. #Trump #debatenight #debate2016
Non-Indigenous fishers: “How would you like it if one day people showed up in boats out of nowhere to take away your right to your resources?”
I think Indigenous people know exactly how that feels. They have a right to a moderate livelihood. Stop these assaults.
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Two Mi’kmaq fishermen say they were followed and barricaded inside by the mob, threatened and saw thousands of pounds of Indigenous-caught lobster destroyed. One said the crowd vandalized his truck and threatened to burn the building down with him inside. theglobeandmail.com/canada/article
It is with great sorrow that I announce the passing of my mom. She was busting with love and family pride. She had a laugh that you could wrap around yourself like a blanket. Thanks to all who have been asking about her over the past couple of months. cauls.ca/mobile/obituar
I snapped these pics of Gordon Pinsent having a yarn with a Newfoundland dog atop Signal Hill. Two icons of the rock. #RIPGordonPinsent
Welcome to Canada Yaman. I’m sorry about the weather. It gets better. If you are interested, in the summer, I’d love to take you and your family COD jigging. Every Newfoundlander needs to know how to. Thanks for coming!
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Replying to @MuhammadLila
This is Yaman. He’s in Grade Three. He’s just like any other kid except for one thing:
His family are all Syrian refugees.
No biggie, after all Canada admits a lot of refugees, right?
Wait, keep reading.
Yes, Ezra. A typo. I blame auto correct but you would blame ISIS and ask for donations.
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Hey I think Gordon Pinsent’s painting of the three Gore’s would make one heck of a stamp!
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Gordon Lightfoot has left us. There’s something about Canada and Gordons.. This is a photo of him alongside fellow Gords Downie and Pinsent. Pinsent then painted the image. All gone now. To quote Mr. Lightfoot, “If you plan to face tomorrow, do it soon.” #GordanLightfoot
So sorry to hear this You’re welcome over at the news desk anytime. Legend!!
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Gord's recent work on indigenous issues alone was enough to earn him praise. He turned a terminal illness into a way to amplify the ignored
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The streets of St. John’s are full of sounds as the harbour ships blow their horns and people bank pots on their doorsteps to thank health care and other essential workers for their work during the pandemic helping us all through COVID-19. THANK YOU! #covid19nfld #Covid_19
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Dad would have been 100 today. His father died of TB when he was just five. He fought ‘tooth & nail’ to find work. He did, first at the Daily News, and then at VOCM. He was witty, fair and very kind. I’ll soon be playing him on TV but there can be no imitators. One of a kind.
Spread the word! Stay at home! I was nominated by I nominate and #StayAtHomeSaveLives #PlanktheCurve
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Got my 1st shot today! Thanks to the wonderful folks at @EasternHealthNL who made it painless, smooth and easy. Best time I’ve had at the Village Mall since I got a kiss on a date by the fountain in grade nine.
In Canada we have mail trucks. Our country is cooler than your country
She’s not “speaking out.” She’s being overly polite to someone that won’t get out of her face. This is awkward and weird. It’s not an “exclusive.” It’s intrusive. #cdnpoli
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Gerald Butts' wife is speaking out about her husband's resignation from the PMO. ctv.news/4AaCwDQ
He seems like a very happy older man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see! #impeachment #ImpeachTrump #Trump #POTUS
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PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!
‘Suspected’ alligator is my favourite headline.
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Suspected alligator seen crossing Montreal street | Globalnews.ca globalnews.ca/news/6299334/a
Mr Scheer’s comment that Quebec would love to share their hydro with other provinces” should have been “Quebec would love to share Nfld & Labrador’s hydro with other provinces” #Elexn43 #cdnpoli #leadersdebate2019
I’m 44 and I can’t swim. Swimming lesson this morning with the Parliamentary Swim Club I am now ready for rising sea levels.
The Canadian Immigration site just crashed. True story. Everybody shove over one. #ElectionNight
You know... maybe it’s time for some people to just learn how to make a cup of coffee. #TimHortons #covid19Canada #COVID19
Sen Beyak, trade your senate seat to run for elected office. Give Canadians a chance to vote you off the payroll
Had a great time taking HRH a for a pint at today. Bravo to the Fong family and all hands in Quidi Vidi.
Maybe the Conservative Party should have outsourced the vote count to the WE Charity? #cpcldr #conservativeleadership #cdnpoli
Dear You have no idea what you’ve done. You should fix this by end of day. God help your social media. #LestWeForget
#Trump says Canadian health care is catastrophic. Well, I've never heard sniff like that, Donald. #debate #debate2016
On last day of campaign, Scheer gets tough questions. This reporter is the final boss you have to beat to win the level. #canadavotes2019 #ElectionDay #cdnpoli #Elexn43 twitter.com/rgdsyyz/status
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Michael de Adder is one of the best in his art form. New Brunswick’s loss here. Keep up the great work
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The highs and lows of cartooning. Today I was just let go from all newspapers in New Brunswick. #editorialcartooning #nbpoli #editorialcartooning
I truly Love and They are as kind as they are talented. So happy to be able to show them a few things about skating for
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Well, well, well. Look who is getting some work done on his glass house. #CdnPoli
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Crown corporation to undertake large-scale roof, chimney repairs at Scheer’s official residence /via @globeandmail theglobeandmail.com/politics/artic cc @l_stone
RIP Christopher Pratt. Brilliant painter, fierce Newfoundlander and creator of our flag. He had a wicked sense of humour and we had the loveliest chats. I’ll always treasure the time we spent in his studio. I expect God will be asking ‘how did you make it all look so real?’
I thought the only things that united Kingston were The Hip and Don Cherry. #Trump #BorisJohnson #Kingston #UnitedKingston
Very proud of ! Bachelor of Science, Honours, major in computer science from . A very hard working young man with a very bright future.
Delighted to announce that is joining the Son of A Critch family and we will be airing on TV in the United States. A boyhood dream come true.
Canada Day 2018 will not need fireworks. There will be enough of a glare from 35 million lighters flicking at midnight.
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New from me. Legal pot by Canada Day next year.
Liberals to announce marijuana will be legal by July 1, 2018 cbc.ca/beta/news/poli
RIP Alex Trebek. He was kind enough to tell me some great stories. What a great Canadian who, like Gord Downie, showed us all how to take a brutal diagnosis and transform it a way to spread knowledge and joy. #Alextrebek #RIPAlexTrebek youtu.be/Qc9qLL2WoeQ via
And that’s a wrap on the series finale of Trump. I started his presidency by chugging a beer live on-air with There’s been a lot of orange make-up since. I’ve never been so relieved to lose a gig. Happy Inauguration Day to my American friends. #InaugurationDay
I got my Double-Double! Rolled up the sleeve to win. Double-vaxxed! Eastern Health for the win. Great folks making a lot of people happy. #ThisIsOurShot #thisisourshotca
But everything in Fabricland is a potential mask! It’s so easy to have a mask at Fabricland! It’s people like this that will force Fabricland to close its borders
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COVID-denier in Canada harasses customers at a fabric store & says "nobody is sick"
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O, star of blunder, star of spite, star of buddy’s big floodlight, no one’s’ leading, start proceedings, Jesus, Mayor, make this right
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The most Canadian moment in Canadian politics.
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Replying to @iamSas @AaronWherry and @SeamusORegan
For an idea of just how cold it was during this morning's cabinet shuffle at Rideau Hall... check this out. #cdnpoli @SeamusORegan @kkirkup
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It’s one thing to be outraged. It’s another to actually do something about it.
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Erin O’Toole “outraged” as Conservative Party of Canada Confirms Conservative MP Derek Sloan Accepted Donation From Neo-Nazi pressprogress.ca/conservative-p
You have to eat your vegetables.
ICE CREAM! You have to eat some vegetables. ICE CREAM! How about just one Brussel - ICE CREAM!!! #G7Charlesvoix #G7
That don’t impress me much
RIP George Murphy. An ex-taxi driver & former MHA, he kept his eye on gas prices the way sailors watch for signs of stormy weather. Dad always said, ‘if you really want to know what’s on the go, ask a cabbie.’ This is the loveliest last tweet I’ve ever seen. Nudding like it.
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. for your next trick, pull your head out of your ass. Until u learn about where you're from, act like Teller & shut it.
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So during a discussion on @billmaher last night, comedian @pennjillette called Newfoundlanders "stupid". Take a listen.
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New City Restaurant in #YYT wins for best #covid19nfld take out protocol. Great Chinese food, too!!!
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Making fake Heritage Minutes is my bag. Stay in your lane!
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A statement on the fake "Heritage Minute" shared by @CPC_HQ and @AndrewScheer:
After a hard week it's important to remember that Canada is not only a GOOD place, it's a GORD place. Gord guard us one and all. #canada150
Very much looking forward to the thousands of terrible iPhone photos of the eclipse #SolarEclipse2017