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@Mark_Roebuck

Cofounder of Hard Drive (). Cohost of . Staff Writer at . Voting for Proud husband of one.

Tucson, AZ
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Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 20

    I have no idea how you get the job writing funny things on the hot sauce from Taco Bell, but I bet it requires a submission packet

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  2. Jul 16

    It’s 1994. I’m desperately trying to beat The Simpsons: Bart Goes to Cincinnati for the Game Boy so I can return it before I get a late fee. On the way to the video store I will play Bart’s Killer Rocking Mutant Skateboarding on Game Gear. These are the best days of my life.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    I used to have a tape of old Dr. Katz episodes and I'd rewatch this part where Dom Irrera calls nuns "my man" over and over and over again. Dude is the funniest.

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  4. Jul 16

    damn

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  5. Jul 16

    One of my best contributions to Hard Drive, as well as the planet in general

    I Didn't Get a Megatron 'Toy' Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass
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    Jul 15

    HEY PAISANOS! In the newest ep of our podcast, King Koopa forces Princess Toadstool to marry him or else he's gonna... turn everyone into rocks? Plus, we meet Momma Koopa! Then, in the live action, they do a whole southern thing with Donna Douglas from The Beverly Hillbillies

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    Jul 12

    Allen Ginsberg Live in London

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    Jul 13

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  9. Jul 13

    People wondering what’s in Area 51 like Tony Hawk didn’t show us all back in the day and grind it a new asshole in the process

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  10. Jul 13

    Nuggets schmuggets, if Wendy’s wants to impress me they’ll let me get a 32oz chili w/ my combo instead of a drink

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  11. Jul 12

    When Mario said “It’s-a me, Mario,” I felt that shit

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    Jul 12

    In the newest , we discussed the bizarre Mario-themed parody of Sherlock Holmes with The Polygon Show's Ashley Oh! Full episode:

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    Jul 11

    Kids should be allowed to stay on their parents’ PS Plus account until they are 26.

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    Jul 10

    This isn’t Telltale. I am running a campaign where the choices MATTER.

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    Jul 10

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    Jul 10

    This was one of the proudest moments in my career! It was the moment I knew I could be something in this business

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    2 years & 11 months ago, after a "Please Sign Cedric!" chant from the crowd at CWC, Triple H signed Cedric Alexander to a WWE contract. Since then, he won the Cruiserweight Title at WrestleMania & just had his 1st main event, teaming with Roman Reigns.
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    Jul 9

    I have been called a leftist, a socialist, and communist. Call me what you want, but we all deserve to live in a world where the Adobe Creative Suite is free.

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    Jul 9

    Someone asked to be a guest on my podcast but said he couldn't promise to not get very political. My podcast is about the 1989 Super Mario Bros cartoon

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    Jul 9

    i had the pleasure of being on 's super mario bros. super show podcast + it was a BLAST! if you don't know about it, the show is absolutely surreal. bleak, even.

    HEY PAISANOS! The great was on our podcast to discuss 'The Adventures of Sherlock Mario.' The gang seeks the help of the world's greatest detective Herlock Solmes (??) to free the Princess' people from King Koopa (???) by insulting him for failing kindergarten (????)
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    Jul 9

    HEY PAISANOS! The great was on our podcast to discuss 'The Adventures of Sherlock Mario.' The gang seeks the help of the world's greatest detective Herlock Solmes (??) to free the Princess' people from King Koopa (???) by insulting him for failing kindergarten (????)

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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    Disgraced Female Body Inspector Turns in His Gun and T-Shirt

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