Mariangela McMurray

@mariangelalala

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Venice, Los Angeles
Joined February 2010

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  1. 14 hours ago

    Never try to side-hug AND high five! YOU FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN!

  2. 14 hours ago

    s/o to all the poor fucks without best friends, today must have sucked extra huh

  3. Jun 7

    I saw a chart that identified my body type as "brick" 😢

  4. Jun 6

    Who are you most in love with?

  5. Jun 3
  6. Jun 2

    Woman Can’t Remember If Conversation Happened In Real Life Or In A Podcast:

  7. Jun 2

    i've pictured death so much feels like a memory

  8. Jun 1

    Every one of these is retweet worthy. I miss 2009 and 2012 😖

  9. Jun 1

    PLANET EARTH: Car keys Ivanka! Now! IVANKA: I'm looking! PLANET EARTH: Where are the keys. Ivanka... IVANKA: (dangling keys) Sorry babe.

  10. May 30

    Great question, twitter. WHAT IS HAPPENING

  11. May 25
  12. May 23

    Spring Looks That Say, "Please Don’t Ask Me to Go Hiking"

  13. May 22

    Is Whaaaboooom based on Robby Z Robby Z Robby Z Z Z? At least throw a credit

  14. May 21

    Obviously we've all gotta stay politically informed but I wish people were still talking about the cult Andrew Keegan started.

  15. May 19

    Jared Kushner is always photographed like the camera is zooming in on the real killer in a Law and Order episode.

  16. May 20
    Replying to

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  17. May 20

    When you're not sure if you're drunk then you three-finger poke yourself in the eye

  18. May 20
  19. May 20

    ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE 😙doo doo doo doo doo doo😙

  20. May 18

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