Marcia Simmons

@marciaisms

Writer. I seriously can't be bothered to deal with eyeliner.

Petaluma, CA
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Geregistreerd in april 2009
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  1. 38 minuten geleden

    Wine country living

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  2. 6 uur geleden

    “Feminism is a mean, giant lady. She stole my boyfriend and then posted pics of them together on instagram and tagged me in them."

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  3. 25 okt.

    I've already voted. So, for the next couple weeks, it's cool if I only read news about heroic dogs and otters who are friends, right?

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  4. 25 okt.

    Yogurt! Coming soon to a bar near you … (I wrote about using yogurt in cocktails.)

    If Yogurt Isn't in Your Cocktails, It Will Be Soon
  5. 20 okt.

    Orange is the New Voldemort

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  6. 20 okt.

    If only I watched ads. Then sad veterans, slow-motion children & people in lab coats would tell me how to vote on state propositions.

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  7. 19 okt.

    Why am I scouring this garbage dump filled with vandalized mannequins and half-eaten gyros? Oops. My bad. It’s actually OKCupid.

  8. 19 okt.

    The venue for tonight's presidential debate is a kiddie pool filled with Jell-O. The moderator is that “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!” guy.

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  9. 17 okt.

    Canadian I met trying really hard to compliment the US: "you guys have done a great job getting people to stop smoking. We smoke too much."

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  10. 15 okt.

    I hate podcasts and would only listen to one that was and arguing about each other's life choices

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  11. 14 okt.

    Jason Segel is standing in front of me. He seems nice. I will pretend he's not there.

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  12. 14 okt.

    Someone near me at this panel smelled like onions so I spent the whole panel afraid everyone thought it was me. Does this help my writing?

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  13. 14 okt.

    About to watch some Friends reruns ... with Marta Kaufman, the show's creator

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  14. 14 okt.

    I'm having a drink in a bar by myself like a big girl. That's a thing a big girl says, right?

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  15. 10 okt.

    I am from Canada. (Was that convincing? Practicing for the next time I travel outside the US.)

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  16. 10 okt.

    .: ads for SVU marathon calling it "special vixen unit" ... do you not know this is a show about sexual assault victims?

  17. 6 okt.

    Me when it's been three minutes and everyone in the opening scene of Luke Cage is STILL talking about sports:

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  18. 6 okt.

    I promise it's not gross!

    Do as the Dutch do and put sprinkles on your bread.
  19. 6 okt.

    I used the word “smookier” in a draft. It wasn’t smokier or spookier. Even with context, I have no idea what I meant.

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