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Jamie Marchi
@marchimark
Prodigiously Spicy. Voices things. Writes things. Gearbox employee. Opinions expressed here are mine (unless I'm retweeting, duh.)
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I stand with the victims. My experience is minor in comparison to many others; however, having realized this wasn't an isolated incident, I felt compelled to share.
Me, hiding under the bed:
Armed Robber: ...
Me: ...
Armed Robber: ...
Me: ...
Armed Robber: Convicted witches were hung.
Me: HANGED!!! - aw, damn it. It is "hanged", though.
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Me, a Spider-Man fan, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber: With great power...
Me: COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY -oh shit t.co/dm2hbyOMft
I have a joke about getting sued, but the humor has lost its appeal.
Did you know if you have been sexually assaulted, you can remain entirely anonymous? Police are legally able to remove your name from the police report before giving it to the prosecution—thus protecting your identity from public record.
Just remember.. if there are any line changes an any anime, any script, any thing ever that offend anyone who unironically uses terms like "SJW" and "feminist agenda"...
I wrote them.
I wrote them all.
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In case anyone needs a reminder, anger is okay. When denied rights, faced with insults, disrespect, injustice, or exploitation, anger can bring about positive change in society and increase the social cost of misbehaving.
All of them.
It. Me.
That feeling when someone travels hundreds of miles to try and call you out in public only to get their ass handed to them, laughed out of the room, kicked out of the con... and then you find out it was their birthday. #teeheethots #birthdaywishes🎂
Harassing Monica is not an option either. Trust.
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Dropping in to say this: stop harassing my friends and colleagues. You want the truth? IT HAPPENED TO ME! I had hoped it wouldn’t come to this but here we are. I don’t owe you anything but if it’ll stop it from happening to someone else, then so be it.
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Replying to @marchimark
#istandwithvic
Sub vs. Dub is SO 2008. People like different things for different reasons, and that's perfectly fine. Just watch what you love and don't worry about what anyone else thinks. 😘
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if you watch dubs, don’t make your children watch dubs. 
My mother has started watching the YouTube lies/videos about me. Not at all unexpectedly, she thinks they're hilarious.
If you're mad because you can't find shoes in the clothing department, you might just be an asshole. twitter.com/aaron_clarey/s
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Guess who's got two thumbs and, as of today, gets to say they're a part of the writing team for !
It me.
I am honored.
I am elated.
I am twitterpated.
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New role! I've been upgraded to goddess! Finally!
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She's a powerful goddess that summoned a hero. Now, she's wondering what exactly she just signed up for.
@marchimark is Risarte in Cautious Hero: The Hero Is Overpowered but Overly Cautious, directed by @InmanJeremy.
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I'm going to miss her like crazy, but I know Leela is in an easier place. And I know all the other dogs there are a little more terrified, now. Rest in peace, my little love bug alpha bitch.
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Fort Worth judge rules in favor of defendants in final claims by anime voice actor @vicmignogna in lawsuit stemming from allegations of inappropriate behavior.
dallasnews.com/opinion/commen
Watching #MyHeroAcademia with the girls.
Mt. Lady shows up.
5yo: I have her hat! Oh, she's got a big butt.
Me:........
5yo: Oh, that's you!
9yo: I mean, obviously; it sounds exactly like your voice.
Me:.....Well, it is my voice, so...
My favorite person to be sued with and I have decided to share our side of the story. Spoiler: refusing to answer the door is NOT against the law, even if the angry man on YT says it is.
Coming soon, the podcast "In Touch" with and me!
Merry Christmas, y'all!
Sucking clocks? Is that a new thing the kids are doing these days?
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Replying to @marchimark @helpfulteddy and @Rialisms
Ain't nobody obsession with your sorry ass. You still mad that Vic make more money than you. Sucking Chris sabat's clock hasn't gotten you anywhere.
Dreams do come true, y'all!
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Today is her debut! You can call her Mount Lady! (She’ll be making an appearance in November, AND she’s is 6 inches tall!)
You’re not freaking out; I’m freaking out.
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Out of box look at Hot Topic exclusive 6” Mount Lady! Releasing tomorrow in stores and online tomorrow night around 8:20PM PT. Retails for $22.90.
Early link (blank until live):
hottopic.com/product/119903
Early link (blank until live):
hottopic.com/product/119903
Today demonstrated the voice of Sebastian from Black Butler to the girls.
M: How are you, my darlings?
9yo (w/accent): Would you some tea?
M: Yes, shall I prepare us a cup?
9yo (no accent): No, now take your crumpets and get out of my house!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
#bestmoments
Ooh, a non-apology/bullshit excuse from a “man of God” about inappropriately touching a woman without her consent. Wonder how long until he sues her for defamation...
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The man accused of slapping @wsavalexb's backside while she was on the air is telling his side of the story.
In an interview with @InsideEdition, 43-year-old Tommy Callaway says he went to wave to the camera and got caught up in the moment.
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If you vote Republican, live in Texas, and plan to continue voting Republican, go ahead and shut the fuck up about being cold.
I'm just going to leave this here before someone tries to pretend this isn't truly spectacular.
Panty & Stocking | The Fucking Short Version youtu.be/ojiOyoyUYC4 via
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Thank you for sharing this. I think the only reason I have guts is because I didn't have any other choice.
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A friend of mine sent this over for us to watch, I don't remember where this was at but good lord @marchimark is amazing. I wouldn't have the guts to just lay it out there followed by a mic drop XD
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So... this happened...
Yu Yu Hakusho is trending! Oh, my little Juri! Fun fact: Juri was one of my very first VA roles and the first VA role where I screamed at all, not just "I don't want to die a virgin!"
Heartbroken for Kyoto Animation and all those affected by such a tragic loss. #PrayForKyoani
Fuck these anti-American, cheating, pathetically fucking desperate, terroristic, racist, bitter, seditious, violent, law breaking, order breaking, selfish, stupid, fascist, white supremacist, insane, hopelessly fucking ignorant, disgusting, de-fucking-plorable cultist LOSERS!
Um.. since fucking when?
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tweets that wish or hope for death, serious bodily harm or fatal disease against *anyone* are not allowed and will need to be removed. this does not automatically mean suspension. help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-p
If you studied the stats and found out you had a 90-98% chance of winning the lottery, would you demand it be proven in court or just go out and buy a ticket? The great thing about believing victims is that the stats are the same, but you don't even have to leave your house!
Gotta love all those cops wearing Punisher patches as if they wouldn’t be at the top of Frank Castle’s shit list right now.
#BlackLivesMatter
Imagine finally joining TikTok only to find out that your voice has been a meme over there for a WHILE! 😳😱😍
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Though this has been a challenging time, I realize as a cis, white, straight woman, I have advantages that gave me this platform. Please help me use that platform to raise money for SCESA and assist survivors who were not given the same privilege. xoxo
Ya damn right I'm back as Ellie in #Borderlands3, Vault Hunter! Now, you best come up and see me sometime, sugar boots!
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The woman next to me on this flight has an entire box of Cheez Its, and I have never instantly respected anyone more.
#bestmoments
6yo: I wanna play Death Ponies.
Me: What's Death Ponies?
9yo: Oh, our My Little Ponies have turned evil.
Me. They have?!
9yo: Yeah. Corruption. 🤷🏻♀️
These girls are metal AF.
Panty, Stocking, and Garterbelt.
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Can y’all even name the 3 branches of government?
I almost didn't share this since it's trying to shame me for being awesome... but I look hella cute in these pics! Enjoy!!! twitter.com/DaLoverBoii/st
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I'm in a game with ICE T, motherfuckers.
#Borderlands3
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Gamer Stuff: I’m on my @Borderlands bullshit this weekend! The game is CRAZY! Glad to be apart of it. ‘BALEX’ Thanks to @DuvalMagic 
Wahoo!!! Super excited to be going to Anime North! Toronto, I’m coming back!!!
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Guests at #AnimeNorth2019!
We are happy to announce that Voice Actor Jamie Marchi (@marchimark) is coming to this year's convention.
Learn more about her at animenorth.com/live/index.php
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“Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.”
― Dorothy Parker
I fully endorse this.
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This guy sent me hate on Facebook so I told his mom on him. She was really nice about it.
"Will you shut up, man?"
So say we all, Joe. So say we all.
#Debates2020
The woman next to me on this flight had a full on worship service. She sang to the Lord with all her heart. She sang flat. She sang sharp. She sang notes I’ve never heard before. But she was praising up a storm, and it made me smile through the pain.
"Why don't more women come forward?" t.co/GnD5djLi2f
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My aunt's friend decided to go pay her a visit. She did not wear a mask but insisted on just a little visit. She was sneezing and coughing up a storm, but again, it was just a little visit.
“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.”
– Tennessee Williams
Happy Birthday, . Thank you for making my life better by simply being a part of it. I love ya!
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you.
Me: Not now, Dad.
Dad: Not asking for a ghost story podcast host to help, are they?
Me: Dad, hush. This is called content, and I'm trying to eavesdrop.
Dad: I'm dead. I'm content!
Do not do this. You will die.
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I joke about making a drinking game to all the butt shots in Fate Grand Order's anime, but one to all the reaction faces in #CautiousHero would be much better.
It's March 1! HAPPY MARCHI DAY!
Keep marching, everyone!
Keep marking, too.
You know, whatever makes you happy and gets my name pronounced correctly!
Same. But with Mario Kart and dropping banana peels while I drive.
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Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt
As a kid I played Mortal Kombat a lot and now I can’t stop pulling off my mask to reveal a fire-breathing skull.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
Hypothetically.... if I was sued for a tweet but Twitter stopped existing, would that case still not matter to the Texas Supreme Court?
IT’S LIVE! BUY ME!
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Mt. Lady ~ fnkpp.com/HTMtLady
#FPN #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #POP #Funkos #POPVinyl #FunkoPOP #FunkoPOPs #HT #HotTopic
Guess who's back; back again.
Yuki's back; tell a friend. 🤴🐀
...but don't let them get too close or else!
#princeyukiforever
#FruitsBasket
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YUKI LOVE<3! We've got a surprise voice actor announcement--the president of the Prince Yuki fanclub herself, Motoko Minagawa, will be played by Japanese seiyuu M•A•O for the Japanese version, and @marchimark for the English dub!
#Furuba #Fruba
Yesssssss! I'm thankful for this tweet!
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“Why even bother responding to these misogynistic jerks?”
Because misogyny harms us. Why won’t you bother?
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I would like to personally thank @kylehebert and @marchimark for one of the best scenes in the entire show. Thank you. #MyHeroAcademia
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Yes, I want his head. I want his balls. I want him to feel an ounce of the pain he's cause others and then fucking choke on it. I want you to take his dick out of your ears so you can actually hear reality. But, you know, that's just me.
Hey , what's your protocol for when a man loitering outside screams verbal abuse at a woman entering your store, then follows her inside-continuing to harass her as she buys your goods-and follows her back outside? Because when I asked for help, your staff did nothing.
I want to take a moment and thank the lawyers and numerous supporters involved with the “Threadnought” over the past year. You may not know how grateful several of us were for the sanity you brought to our situation. 1/3
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Replying to @greg_doucette
In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the Threadnought (new folks: don't ask. Trust me.) our good friend @Emm_Initiative has created a commemorative Twitter banner 
If you've gotten a kick out of Emmett's banners this year, maybe buy him a coffee at ko-fi.com/tetrisblock
If you've gotten a kick out of Emmett's banners this year, maybe buy him a coffee at ko-fi.com/tetrisblock
A story about my mom, me, and either my mom's or my SJW friends.. I don't know; it’s kind of hard to follow.
Apparently, predators don't like being held accountable for literally anything. Couldn't say why, but methinks the shenaniganery is just beginning.
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Harvey Weinstein wants a new judge after he was scolded for using his cell phone in court
buzzfeednews.com/article/nishit
I'd like to believe Stan is genuinely asking for civility, but based on the fact that he's blocked me, it seems the opposite is most likely the case.
Do I cancel my appearance to protect the rest of the people in Charleston that weekend? What option do I really have, now?
I voice big butts and I cannot lie.
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One episode into #MyHeroAcademia and I’ve already made my mind up. I’m team Mount Lady.
#Anime
Happy Father’s Day!
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Dads… twitter.com/hergunyenibil/
Consequences.
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Breaking News: Harvey Weinstein was sentenced to 23 years in prison for sex crimes, a stunning downfall for a Hollywood mogul whose abuse of women ignited #MeToo nyti.ms/2IC7ztk
Is it possible that instead of 0.03% proving I am the worst thing to happen to an industry, perhaps 0.03% is indicative that you've been wound up by clout chasers who prosper when they make you rage? #moveon
Apparently I'm on someone's "Traitors of America" list for "supporting groups enabling riots, violence, vandalism, assault, and murder taking place at the hands of vandals and thugs across the USofA."
1st let me say I support the protestors not violent cops, tyvm. 1/2
It me!!!
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All these dudes in my timeline and DMs screaming about how they’re not screaming at me bc I’m a woman but bc they don’t like that nearly four years ago I wrote the word “patriarchy” once are really showing me how super not misogynistic they are.
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My favorite part of The Mandalorian is the part where he doesn't become The Joker.
Introducing and my precious girl, Mon Amie. Her name means, "My friend". 💕 twitter.com/Dominique_Skye
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