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@marcellacomedy

Stop asking why I'm so mean and start asking why ya moms raised a punk ass bitch • Latinx • Stand Up Comedian • TV Writer • 6x winner • Etc Etc

Geregistreerd in september 2009

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    I'm not playing "hard to get," you're playing "hard to get away from."

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    Go support my girl, she’s funny, fearless and down with the culture! Wepa, mami, proud!!!

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    28 jun.

    My 5-yr-old client can’t tell me what country she is from. We prepare her case by drawing pictures with crayons of the gang members that would wait outside her school. Sometimes she wants to draw ice cream cones and hearts instead. She is in deportation proceedings alone.

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  4. Compliment a DJ when they’re good. They’re so used to people walking up to make bad requests that the last thing they expect is a “hey you’re very good at your job!” But mostly, stop making requests. If they’re bad, they won’t have it and if they’re good they don’t need it!!!!

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  5. Bay Area, what’s good? I’m recording my album July 24&25 at and I’m bringing one of my personal favorites - to open. will also be on the show. Get tickets!!!

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  6. 😂😂😂 Last nights show was SO FUCKING GOOD. Thank you!! Come see tonight & tomorrow San Diego!!

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  9. San Francisco! I’m recording my album July 24&25 at and I’m bringing one of my personal faves - to open. And will also be on the show. Get tickets!!!

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    Ive replaced the N-word in my vocabulary with Dixie chicks & i must say as a Real Ass Dixie Chic this is one of the best decisions ive made.

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  11. San Diego! Come see me at all weekend, starting tonight! Get tickets: 👹👹👹

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    28 jun.

    I went to ’s women crush Wednesday & now I understand what it’s like to be a groupie bc of I almost asked her to autograph my chest. Is this feminism?

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    Women crush Wednesdays hosted by at the Hollywood Improv is definitely worth checking out, tonight's show including , , and was so good!

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    28 jun.

    You guys my favorite weekly comedy show sold out, I didn’t get a ticket- then and noticed I wasn’t in my usual spot, saved it for me and personally walked me in to the club 😭😭😭

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  15. If ya don’t know, now ya know: The Violence Central American Migrants Are Fleeing Was Stoked by the US via

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    27 jun.

    yooo we raised over $4K for last night. thanks to all that donated and promoted. do what you can to help. it feels good 💪🏽😎

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    26 jun.
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    26 jun.

    You know what’s crazy? All the people making these racist decisions can’t even do push-ups.

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    Lazy immigrants going to another country that's not theirs and taking things for free

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  20. I woulda deleted Facebook a long time ago if I didn’t have 13 years of cute picture of me tagged on there.

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    25 jun.
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