Dude, you really got that offended that I took a photo of my broken screen with an image of Tux displayed on it, and the NSA joke went over your head? Chill. I'm sitting here coordinating an 8-hour streaming event for next weekend right now, so yeah, I don't have much time.
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I didn't intend to deceive at any point. I literally just took a picture of my screen. There was no doctoring involved. Straight from phone to Twitter app. I was just amused that the corruption looked like that ECB Tux and made it into an NSA implant joke.
I didn't expect anyone to actually believe it, because none of the story really makes any sense when you think about it, and my delivery (with the newlines before the last line, and the whole "Help!" start) was also intended to follow a common comical pattern.
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And if I were really worried about having an actual NSA implant I probably wouldn't be following it up with a video with only the comment being "Trippy". And the video showed weird corruption craziness that again doesn't make sense as anything but a hardware failure.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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