an actual conversation just now: *sits down on salon seat* Staff: “Whoa! You became much slimmer!” Me: “wait what, really!?” Staff: “Certainly! What’s your secret!? Only eating soup? Intense exercise!?” ... Me: “... stress.”
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My mom always tells me I lost weight when I see her, even though I haven't. Next time I'm going to have to say she's right, though. I caught the flu.
