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Mara Altman

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I've written seven Kindles Singles: http://amzn.to/12YSs3e . My first book, Thanks for Coming, is about my search for orgasm. Working on #2 now!

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    Mara Altman ‏@maraaltman 22 May 2014

    Houston floods. Luckily, looks like the water is going around the brisket.pic.twitter.com/N49wUlKvHQ

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    • Siobhan99 nico (((Cecilia Copes))) Stuart McWhirter clevelandcarole Eyewitness News Brian Abrams alexander Leah Thomas
    8:03 AM - 22 May 2014
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      1. Jenny Earl ‏@jenearlyspeakin 22 May 2014 Hicksville, NY

        @maraaltman Hi Mara. Would amNY be able to use this photo, giving you credit?

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      2. Mara Altman ‏@maraaltman 22 May 2014

        @jenearlyspeakin Yes

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      3. Jenny Earl ‏@jenearlyspeakin 22 May 2014 Hicksville, NY

        @maraaltman Thank you!

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      4. Mara Altman ‏@maraaltman 22 May 2014

        @jenearlyspeakin sure!

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      5. Jenny Earl ‏@jenearlyspeakin 22 May 2014

        @maraaltman Hey Mara, would Newsday also be able to use this photo online and in print giving you credit? Thanks!

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      6. Mara Altman ‏@maraaltman 22 May 2014

        @jenearlyspeakin Yes!

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      1. Eyewitness News ‏@ABC7NY 22 May 2014

        @maraaltman hi! This is Eyewitness News. May we use this photo?

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      3. Michael Roston ‏@michaelroston 22 May 2014

        @ABC7NY @maraaltman lol

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      4. Mara Altman ‏@maraaltman 22 May 2014

        @michaelroston I'm a photojournalist now. Didn't you hear?

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      5. Michael Roston ‏@michaelroston 22 May 2014

        @maraaltman another line on your illustrious resume ;)

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      1. Brian Abrams ‏@BrianAbrams 22 May 2014

        @maraaltman permission to use photo for upcoming @DeathAndTaxes diarrhea-related news?

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      2. Mara Altman ‏@maraaltman 22 May 2014

        @BrianAbrams @DeathAndTaxes YES! That was my fantasy.

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      1. Darren Healy ‏@darrenhealy 23 May 2014

        @maraaltman is @KatzsDeli ok now? That's an extreme burst water main !

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      2. Mara Altman ‏@maraaltman 23 May 2014

        @darrenhealy corned beef is safe!

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      1. Richard Kowalchik ‏@kowalchik 22 May 2014

        @maraaltman Hi, can we use your photo in the NY Daily News print and web editions?

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      3. Mara Altman ‏@maraaltman 22 May 2014

        @kowalchik yes, I have a couple more if you want to send me your email.

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    1. Jason Sanchez ‏@jasonsanchez82 22 May 2014

      @maraaltman #pastramiendures

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    2. nico ‏@yumbeans 22 May 2014

      @maraaltman @jjnicz @smutchcicle @george_peache !

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