Man, talk about moving goal posts. If only every business with hiring problems could do this magic wand treatment. Good thing our crime rates have been dropping... 🙃
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So money isn't real unless we hold it in our hands, but if too many of us try to do that the bank fails? It's almost like the bank only exists to move pretend money around... 🧐
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Let's definitely talk about everything except gun control 🤐🙄 Naming idea for the as yet unnamed initiative: "NFK: More Fun, Less Gun!"
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aka training? Quiet quitting wasn't dumb enough, we're doubling down with quiet hiring... 👎
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So long and take it easy, because if you start taking things seriously, it is the end of you.
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I think the new richest person should be required to buy Twitter now and this cycle should continue until none of them are rich anymore
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Is it just me or does Sun Ra in 2022 sound a lot like my neighbors on Nextdoor?
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There are other worlds they have not told you of, They wish to speak to you.
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Musical masterworks of the Western classical canon
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Miles Davis said about the 2nd Great Quintet: "He was the center that the groups sound revolved around."
Born on this day in Chicago, IL, let's give this drummer some love:
Happy birthday (above) Tony Williams.
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"The corporatization of work led to urbanization, but the trend today is a decorporatization of downtowns." 👈👈👈👈
sorry for my behavior, my leitmotif was playing in a minor key
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Pretty intuitive but no harm in a good explainer article 👍
(youth pastor voice) you know who gained followers WITHOUT twitter?
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Remember what Elon Musk has done to twitter the next time a billionaire suggests they know what to do with public education!
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Report: Top Twitter engineer fired after telling Musk that “irregardless” is not a word.
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Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For bit.ly/3hMBPa0
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief.
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Take note, "jazz studies" is not on this list! 😄
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Ash Ketchum became what every manager is looking for in an employee. A 10 year old with 25 years of experience
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"Progressives openly call for the police to be defunded — billionaire plutocrats hide their campaign to defund libraries behind groomer hoaxes."
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just to confirm i'm understanding the FTX collapse: over a million people put $1 billion in assets into a crypto company, founded in the bahamas, by a 28 year old. am I understanding this right.
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Watching this Twitter blue check mess, I can’t help but think of all the frustrated founders or CEOs who say “why can’t we just…” to their product teams. This is why.
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Zen Buddhism would like to add you to its professional network on LinkedIn.
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Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich. twitter.com/EliLillyandCo/
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Accidental Ray Bradbury story generator bot: “Maybe this is a dumb decision, but we’ll see,” said the world’s richest man.
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Musk’s argument for $8 subscription plan that will solve hate speech? A paying user wouldn’t dare break the rules for fear of losing their verification.
“Maybe this is a dumb decision, but we’ll see,” he said.
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adweek.it/3Ur6B6w via @Adweek
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Good morning from DC local politics. Everywhere safe streets have been on the ballot this year, they won.
While vocal minorities protest against bike lanes, sidewalks, and safe intersections, election after election has demonstrated they are only a fringe interest.
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The role of young people in this election cannot be understated. Turnout delivered on many of these races.
By 2024, Millennials & Gen Z voters will outnumber voters who are Baby Boomers and older, 45/25.
We are beginning to see the political impacts of that generational shift.
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BREAKING: According to the Edison Research National Election Pool exit poll, the national youth vote choice for the U.S. House of Representatives was 63% for Democrats, 35% for Republicans.
Voters 18-29 are the only age group in which more than half of votes supported Democrats.
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Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia
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3. XLOOKUP
Meet the new lookup function that combines both VLOOKUP/HLOOKUP with more flexible search abilities: XLOOKUP. XLOOKUP searches for the lookup_value in the lookup_array and then returns the corresponding value in the return_array.
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too old for tik tok, too young for facebook, too weird for linkedin, not weird enough for reddit, too ugly for instagram…where will i go now
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Remember, when the fresh snow flies in your city, it reveals how much we’ve over-designed our streets for cars making them faster & more dangerous, and how much space we could reclaim for people & public life. We call them #sneckdowns. HT
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Only a handful of people will truly appreciate how horrifying this is.
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