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HAHAHAHAHA
Loose snake as in you don’t have to buy a whole pack to get it
If it's female, you can name her Loosie Lucy
Their jobs are either super boring or they have a policy of "overwhelming force" for any conflict. Or most likely, they need to spend money, beat up equipment, and rack up hours in order to justify their budget requests year to year.
I suspect a lot of the excessive response to often minor incidents is down to this, exactly. $$$$$
Lmao don’t y’all have game wardens and animal control in NYC??
All I can imagine are NYC game wardens inspecting residents' legal pizza-rat harvests, looking for illegal takes of cronut-rats.
I've been stranded in the reptile zone I walked through Bedford Stuy alone
Did you ride your motorcycle in the rain?
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