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Joined December 2010

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As my coworker eats another baked potato like it's an apple at his desk, I wonder wtf am i doing with my life..
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"I'm covered in hives from the celery I ate" -boss' sick day excuse employs world's most unassuming veggie
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Help I can't open my weed jar... *shoots flare gun @ roach tip while desperately whispering "spark it up"*
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