You ever notice some girls are way friendlier on social media? Like, I have some besties on instagram and we comment on each others post all the time but then in person it’s so awkward and we don’t even talk to each other.
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Instagram is the online version of a bathroom at a bar, and real life is sober you.
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You have some serious bonding moments with other drunk girls in the bathroom- you hand each other toilet paper under the stall, you tell her she’s better than that asshole ex she just ran into, tell her not to let anyone take her sparkle, she helps fix your hair...
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And tells you how pretty you are, you return the compliment. Then you go your separate ways, knowing that real women support each other and all we really have is sisterhood.
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Then you run into her at target and vaguely remember that night in the bathroom, and pretend like you don’t see her cause you don’t know if she actually remembers you. While she’s doing the exact same thing.
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It’s a tragedy really. RIP to all the almost best friends I could have had and all the heart to hearts I’ve had in sticky overcrowded bathrooms with paper towels all over the floor. You’ll always have a place in my heart.
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So let’s all just be friends in real life and have more heart to hearts. I like those. 
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