Follow
Heather Spohr @mamaspohr
fighting gravity every day.
😷 Heather Spohr 😷’s Tweets
For his class biography project, James chose legend Sandy Koufax because, “he’s the greatest lefty pitcher ever and he stood up for what he believed in even when it was hard!” ♥️💙
6
1
8
They should post a photo of Chris Rock during this In Memoriam #Oscars
1
2
30
I would French braid Jason Momoa’s hair. #justsaying
4
Celebrating Thousand Oaks Girls Softball Association (TOGSA) 10U 2021 National Champions and the start to a great 2022 season for TOGSA players, coaches, and families.
1
7
Topics to follow
Sign up to get Tweets about the Topics you follow in your Home timeline.
Carousel
Grateful to have participated in this perfect morning…you could feel the excitement of TOGSA’s opening day. These families share a love of the game and each other. They know the power of connecting to your past in order to help inspire and inform your future! Play ball!⚾️
2
12
I wanna be one of those bobsled pusher people. You run really hard for five seconds and then you get an awesome ride down. Every day is leg day. Sign. Me. Up. #olympics
1
1
7
My kids couldn’t believe I knew every single word
1
15
Show this thread
I just burned so many calories dancing to that halftime show #HalfTimeShow
2
25
Show this thread
Literally it’s the least they could do to help curb CTE
2
Show this thread
The NFL has the stupidest overtime rules ever. Just flip a coin to see who wins, why bother sending the teams out on the field.
4
11
Show this thread
I am devastated
1
1
17
It’s getting like this in my children’s schools, too. The breaking point is close.
Quote Tweet
This post from a NYC high schooler about the covid situation right now is wild reddit.com/r/nyc/comments
Show this thread
3
9
Well this is just terrible
1
20
Britney is freeeee 🙌
GIF
read image description
ALT
14
Does Joe Rogan call his plays, too
1
1
My daughter is very upset because she asked her brother to fill up her water bottle and he did, but apparently the water “tastes like fingers.”
2
17
1
10
6
Quote Tweet
I’ve always enjoyed the checked swing appeal to the base umpire. “Well, Bill’s 90 feet away, let’s see what he fucking thinks about this.”
1
6
3
15
Randy Arozarena is a beast 😮
2
Hello Facebook R U there
GIF
read image description
ALT
2
13
LOLOLOL
2
6
There's a group of pesky unvaccinated ruffians I want to discuss
You know -- no lottery tickets will get them vaccinated
They are recalcitrant
I have one of them in my house
Yes, the under 12
How best to protect them?
Empirical data can show us the way
Short thread
217
4,651
8,970
Show this thread
6
Well that took an unexpected turn #Oscars
1
1
LA area tweety buddies! Cal State Bakersfield is a huge vaccination site and they have hundreds of leftover vaccines everyday because their locals aren't taking them, so they've made it a walk-in option for neighboring counties so they don't go to waste. Go get jabbed this week!
28
611
1,315
Show this thread
she came back as a cat
32
287
2,754
I hope March 2021 is shorter than March 2020.
2
33
