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    Mallory Ortberg ‏@mallelis 13 Apr 2015

    you are fully kidding yourself if u think the level of discourse among philosophers in Roman forums was any different from youtube comments

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    1. ɹɐʌɐɥɔɾɐ ‏@ajchavar 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis "First" – Plato

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      1. Tony Yates ‏@t0nyyates 13 Apr 2015

        @mallelis @bechhof please give us some corrobration of that. and are you comparing like with like?

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      2. Mallory Ortberg ‏@mallelis 13 Apr 2015

        No, shan't @t0nyyates @bechhof

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      4. Arlette ‏@arletterocks 13 Apr 2015

        @mallelis @t0nyyates @bechhof Instead I will re-read graffiti from Pompeii: http://www.kashgar.com.au/articles/The-Bawdy-Graffiti-of-Pompeii-and-Herculaneum …

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      5. Tony Yates ‏@t0nyyates 13 Apr 2015

        @arletterocks @mallelis @bechhof thanks. that's what i wanted. it was a q not a challenge.

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      6. Arlette ‏@arletterocks 13 Apr 2015

        @t0nyyates FYI, asking for proof comes across as a challenge in a way that, say, "Wait, the Romans were trashy too?" might not.

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      8. Tony Yates ‏@t0nyyates 13 Apr 2015

        @arletterocks apologies. i loved the tweet and just wanted more. i shd differentiate writing tween those who know me and those who don't.

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      9. Arlette ‏@arletterocks 13 Apr 2015

        @t0nyyates It's a pretty great tweet, and boy howdy, is it good graffiti! (I like this link; it's commentary-free: http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm … )

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    2. (((Dan Saltzstein))) ‏@dansaltzstein 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis http://bit.ly/1PDX1Hr  (My second tweet to you referencing HotW2!!)

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    3. (((Schenck))) ‏@Schenck 13 Apr 2015

      (((Schenck))) Retweeted leon

      https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184 … @mallelis @robertjbennett

      (((Schenck))) added,

      leon @leyawn
      SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates
      0 retweets 3 likes
    4. queen of jordan ‏@alexualhealing 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis prob a little less "you're gay" derision

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    5. Flan's Summer Fling ‏@keepthemuse 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis AH, but it was in Latin, the platonic tongue. --Plato spoke ATTIC GREEK, suck on it, Connor.

      0 retweets 2 likes
    6. busted basement boy ‏@notveryraven 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis looove the Pompeii graffiti that's all like "Junius small dick!!!! Junius has a small damn dick!"

      0 retweets 1 like
    7. Eric Van Buskirk ‏@ericvanbuskirk 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis @vboykis WAIT! I RESENT THAT. I WAS JUST NOT NEARLY AS CIVIL AND SMART. #juskidding

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. Frank Spring ‏@frankspring 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis calidum sententias, as I believe they were known then

      0 retweets 1 like
    9. Ilana Masad ‏@ilanaslightly 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis So something like... no u stupid r u kidding nobody wants to c u dance bc its stupid and the song is stupid and ur ugly anyway

      0 retweets 1 like
    10. dymphna classic ‏@dymphna_saith 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis Catullus 16 yo

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    11. ryan onstott ‏@fmhueffer 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis @johnhawks but they didn’t fuck up the latin

      0 retweets 1 like
    12. Big Hair Too Witches ‏@meg_shuler 13 Apr 2015

      @mallelis Please tell me this is a teaser for an upcoming post.

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