David Malki !Ovjeren akaunt

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2008.

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    Here's a weird idea. It's a Wondermark tip jar, set up as a web store product. Contribute any amount you like, and you get a FRIEND OF WONDERMARK certificate you can print out, if you want to. It grants you mineral rights to your own kind heart.

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    The Exorcist but it’s a commercial for actual pea soup

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    Cujo but it's a commercial for Snausages.

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    Jennifer Connelly has grown up and has a serious boyfriend. After they share a magical evening complete with Hoggle, Ludo, and Didymus, a mysterious figure leaves a small glass orb on the table between them. Looking in to find a stunning ring, she whispers, "He went to Jareth!"

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    I thought The Shining axe scene would be too inappropriate to do. Guess I was wrong. But fine: Carrie but it’s a commercial for Tide.

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    Wait holy crap I’d missed that State Farm actually did a “Makin’ copies” commercial:

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    Raul Julia as M.Bison—a mix of archive footage and deepfaked Hank Azaria—for FedEx Office. Running off more Bison Bucks on the Xerox Indigo. As a button, Rob Schneider is there: “Makin’ copies!”

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    same ad, but the commercial is advertising one of those depression lamps that simulates real sunlight

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    the commercial is for some app. Let’s say Waze

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    Punky Brewster and Spuds MacKenzie hunt down Fido Dido and the 7up Spot

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    Clarissa comes around to eating tofu. Whole Foods.

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    The Mogwai get fed a nice snack, safely at 9pm. Oh no! The clock died and it’s actually 12:01! The commercial is for some kind of Sharper Image clock.

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    As Marge Gunderson approaches, the woodchipper stalls on Gaear. He rushes out in the Oldsmobile pays for a new one in cash. He rushes back just in time to finish grinding Carl into mist. Home Depot: Open when you need us most.

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    SUPERBOWL EXCLUSIVE: The late great Dennis Hopper reprises his role from Blue Velvet in a stunning commercial for Walgreens Adult Diapers. “Mommy. Mommy,” he squeals while smearing lipstick on his face.

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    *unironically

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    It’s nutty how this one and the ET one (same basic idea) were heralded I ironically as “sequels”. It’s as if the Hostess ads in the comics were canon.

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    Or - arguably more clever - recreate the movie itself with a new hot young actor, for Domino’s:

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