Hire my firm, we actually build shit that works
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Replying to @Eumeswiil @ByzantineSnake
Hire me as a safety consultant I'm cheap and my cv is stupid good
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Replying to @maldngflgh @ByzantineSnake
Not sure how much need for safety training a team of software devs has unfortunately
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Replying to @Eumeswiil @ByzantineSnake
No you really need it like a whole lot think of the carpal tunnel lawsuits... Hand and finger injury, spine problems bc you don't give them excersize balls to sit on, obesity from forced inactivity, you're crawling with liability man
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Replying to @ByzantineSnake @Eumeswiil
You wouldn't believe what I'm paid and what I do for it. Its very late Capitalism. I leveled a wow character all the way up to 120 entirely on the clock in one week.
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Replying to @maldngflgh @ByzantineSnake
My father in law is a Safety Director for the state DOT, so ya, I totally believe it
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Replying to @Eumeswiil @ByzantineSnake
Government safety work is where they get mad at you for even being there
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Replying to @maldngflgh @ByzantineSnake
He takes off every Thursday and Friday starting in April and ending in October and earns mid-70’s Unreal reward:work ratio
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He does literally nothing, it’s obscene Fills out a report when some retard rolls over his finger or something with the concrete paver, and that’s about it
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Generally I type 20 observations into the computer per week and I fill out two other paperworks and that's it unless we hire more guys in, which takes half a day and is mostly playing videos. I also order the ppe.
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