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welcome to adulthood
where you're tired every day
you can drink all the coffee you want and it won't work anyway
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@bagder reiterates (again!) how long QUIC and HTTP/3 are going to take to come to our servers. I really think using a CDN is going to be the best way of getting this in the short term (and maybe that’s also best for long term anyway?).https://twitter.com/bagder/status/1223735412511977472 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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real friends don’t send links from AMP or with UTM parameters
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I’ve been signing credit card slips with MASH characters names for years and no one has ever said anything about itpic.twitter.com/RXr929Qgtb
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Tomorrow I do some cuts. We'll see how it goes.
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Fun fact: my first procedural language was not JavaScript, or even a web-specific back-end language, but a scripting language made for Hexen called ACS:https://doomwiki.org/wiki/ACS
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I just tried to pay my rent with exposure and future stock options
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Ruby friends: still sitting on that good idea for a talk? Submit! This is still one of the nicest conferences I have ever attended and it was such an incredible experience giving a talk at Balkan Ruby
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"These tools give us valuable data!" OK cool? If that tool is so valuable, do everyone a favor and build it yourself so that: 1) You have total control over how that script affects UX. 2) You own the data it collects, so you can ensure it's never sold (because that happens).
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There are products out there that business pay shitloads of money for—I mean tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars—that record what users click on, their mouse position, et al under the guise of "user research".
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Some day when I'm ready to light all of my career prospects and bridges on fire, I will write a comprehensive list outing all the terrible third party vendor scripts I've had to wrangle that are basically low-key surveillance.
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To my colleagues out there who know HTML forms, but _really_ don't know HTML forms: please read this great post by
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“Great! No more tedious US lectures on rule of law, fair trials, evidence, equality before the law, transparency, corruption, free and fair elections” — some 130 governments around the world right now.
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The senate just rejected a measure to call witnesses in the impeachment trial. Trump will almost certainly be acquitted. Trump grabbed our republic by the senate, and we let him do it.
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@css graciously allowed me to editorialize on how technological innovation alone isn't going to save us from ourselves.https://twitter.com/css/status/1223289140508270592 …
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Folks! I'm working on a research project. What LGBTQ leaders in tech (product, design, marketing, engineering, ops/people, etc.), millennial-age or baby-GenX (that's what I'm gonna start calling myself) do you work with or admire that I should speak to? @ and DMs open. Thanks!
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Ask any of our past attendees,
#PerfMatters Conference is a conference you don't want to miss. https://perfmattersconf.com https://twitter.com/pal_nes/status/1223012709828120577 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
How I feel whenever I've actually figured out why undefined is not a function:pic.twitter.com/6FCNDVD6uf
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Republicans: The evidence is clear that the president has nothing to hide and did nothing wrong. Let's proceed. Literally every fair-minded person: OK. Let's call witnesses then. Republicans: Not like that.
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