Joshua M.

@makaujm

Minimalist. Loves all things Italian, enjoys sarcastic humour, wears black all the time, an old soul.

Nairobi, Kenya
auxilia.io
Joined March 2017
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  1. Jun 7

    I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season.

  2. May 29

    Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too

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  3. Retweeted
    May 25

    This life-size Iron Man suit is mind blowing

    6 replies 225 retweets 424 likes
  4. May 8

    Why do some girls think it's cool to remove a guy's hat and play around with it?... What if the guy did the same to your wig?

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  5. May 1

    This Tuesday is the worst Monday ever!

  6. Apr 26

    9am: Place lunch in fridge 10am: Remove lunch from fridge 11am: Take one bite of lunch 12pm: Take last bite of lunch 1pm: Buy new lunch

  7. Apr 24

    “Argh! I can't bear to look at my screen any more.” *shuts laptop* *picks up phone*

  8. Apr 20

    No food in the house except for an avocado Avocado:Stop looking at me like that Me:Like what? Avocado:Like I'm ur everything Me:But you are!

  9. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    poster has been revealed.

    1,263 replies 88,610 retweets 109,605 likes
  10. Apr 12

    I just saved an article to read later. The article was about procrastination. This is a new low.

  11. Apr 7

    Women belong in the kitchen Children belong in the kitchen Men belong in the kitchen Everyone belongs in the kitchen The kitchen has food

  12. Apr 3

    Things that cause extreme panic: - Accidentally liking a Tweet - No milk - Unknown numbers - The question "you don't remember me do you?"

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