𝔂𝓸 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓽 𝓭𝓾 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓰

@majorsimp

student. he/him. psychonaut. cum sommelier. celebrated simp philosopher. esteemed twitter expert and consultant. tactical bastard. ☭

Flavortown, Switzerland
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2017.
Rođen/a 16. travnja

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    It's 4 pm. I'm staring at my blank screen when i scratch my balls and then scratch my eyes, inserting a single pube under my eyelid.

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  2. Tweet je nedostupan.
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  3. 3. velj

    zoomers know that that our artificially fruit flavored disposable vapes are a harbinger of the end of times & we keep doing it because we know the world’s going to end before nicotine kills us. each piña colada-scented cloud we exhale is a wry shrug in the face of death

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  4. 1. velj

    when you're autistic and are overstimulated, and/or you have adhd, and you realize mid-sentence that your brain has completely missed every single word of what someone has just been saying to you

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  5. the only bottom behavior i exhibit is that i do in fact stop typing when i see the other person start typing

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  6. prije 18 sati

    First they came for the twitch streamers,

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  7. I've been thinking about this lewd dream all jfc

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  11. prije 19 sati
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  12. prije 19 sati

    nancy pelosi will vote for trump's third term and then get away with it by putting on a pair of shades and dusting her shoulders off or suchlike

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  13. I have listened to this in full 3 times already today. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I LIKE THIS

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  14. Had a conversation with my mom today, mf'er said "podecast"

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  15. You have done a great job raising legitimate issues and helping motivate young voters. Time to get onboard the Bernie Bus. DM's are open, let's put our thumbs in these bastards' eyes!

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  16. Their campaign's crumbling. Press the attack berners!

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  17. hey gang, check out this article written by that i helped gather some sources for! i can't read but i assume they did a fantastic job

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  18. Will somebody please explain my dad's post-it note? It's been bothering me for DAYS

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  19. prije 21 sat

    ted cruz actually isn’t the zodiac killer. pete buttigieg is the zodiac killer

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  20. 20. velj 2019.

    Wont be engaging in any earnest discussions

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  21. prije 21 sat

    t-minus 2 or 3 days until someone finds out that maltese is in the semitic languages group and uses that to justify calling criticism of mayor pete antisemitism

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