Mathias Jean Johansen

@majjoha

Copenhagen, Denmark
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Joined September 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2016

    DBA walks into a bar - sees two tables and says "Mind if I join you?"

    1 reply 28 retweets 36 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    23 Oct 2016

    Protip: has a built-in powerful web-based UI, on macOS try `git instaweb --httpd=webrick`. Useful to browse changes and view branches!

    9 replies 327 retweets 717 likes
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    15 Oct 2016

    In distributed systems you’re screwed if you don’t have caches but if you do, you’ll screw them up. This is known as a ”cache-22”.

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    14 Sep 2016

    Someone left a trailing whitespace in a commit. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward.

    4 replies 53 retweets 109 likes
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    4 Sep 2016

    types of ints: unsigned, signed, sealed, delivered, i'm yours

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  6. Retweeted
    8 Aug 2015

    if you want to write fast software, use a slow computer

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    24 Aug 2016

    Rubies are red, Some threads are green, But only Java has AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean

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    15 Aug 2016

    Dagens tip: Du har gratis adgang til bl.a. Wired, New Yorker & Economist derhjemmefra. Tjek dit biblioteks hjemmeside. App’en hedder Zinio.

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    4 Aug 2016

    "It’s important that their dad is a feminist because now that’s what they expect of all men" — in :

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    7 Oct 2013

    This is my first time on the Internet. Any replies with pointers on how to get around would be appreciated. ☯94APR

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  11. 4 Aug 2016

    "The History of Rust" by :

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  12. 22 Jul 2016

    "The Racket Manifesto" by Matthias Felleisen:

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  13. 22 Jul 2016

    "Are We Ready for Secure Languages?" by Cristina Cifuentes:

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  14. 22 Jul 2016

    "Building an Open Source Research Lab" by :

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  15. 21 Jul 2016

    "Move Fast to Fix More Things" by Peter O'Hearn:

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  16. 21 Jul 2016

    "Exercises in Programming Style" by :

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  17. 21 Jul 2016

    "Rascal: the Swiss Army Knife of Meta Programming" by :

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  18. Retweeted
    17 Jun 2016

    the best way to make your computer faster is to slow down everything else in your life

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  19. 12 Jun 2016

    "Lossy text compression, for some reason?!" by :

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  20. 15 May 2016

    . on modern compiler construction:

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