maimonides nutz

@maimonides_nutz

Maimonides, as in the Jewish philosopher, and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz) NEW LINE OUT NOW:

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2019.

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    30. pro 2019.

    Yes I’m a girl, yes I tweet under the name of a 12th century sage. We exist.

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  2. ok.....all jokes aside.......who is Maimonides??

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  3. h/t to for the pictures and also for asking if I would be able to do something like this, which is what made me realize I could

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  4. ok I'm pretty much squealing with delight at how awesome the jewish birb socks turned out. this was my first time experimenting with patterns and I'll definitely be doing more of them!! (this is a limited time design)

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    literally thank u for making me even more thankful to be Jewish

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    Banker: Welcome to Bank of America (Points to sign that reads BofA). Client: BOFA! Banker: Yes, we get that a lot. Anyway, I'm your banker, Michael. Client: Michael what? Banker: (sighs) Dees.

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    yall 's tweets make me so happy

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    Les Miserable barricade scene with flag bearing the signature image of Maimonedes nutz, maimonedes wearing pixel sunglasses
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    If the homie don't let you chill under his bed while he piping down the missus 👏🏻 he's 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 fake 👏🏻 friend 👏🏻

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    Back in my BBYO days, I tried similar tactics and got some definitely bad vibes from a few people for it. Been loving all of your posts for bringing it back for me 🙌

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    And I know it’s not the point but I pretty much just use olive oil for both skin and hair and for my skin and hair type it’s pretty much all I need (though that may differ)

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    I’m pretty sure that within a month we will all be manning a barricade with the fierce leadership of

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    This was not supposed to be about the Torah and yet it is

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  15. I admire Nancy Pelosi for ripping up Trump’s speech. Mostly bc if it were me the whole world would watch me struggle and fail on live television trying to rip that many pieces of paper at once.

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    Honestly, I love everyone on your timeline too

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    Love you too. You're like a happy birb that just randomly appears in the dark, scary forest that is the twitterverse.

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  19. I’ve wondered a lot lately why some are so disapproving of my pedagogy. But then things like this happen and I’ve got to be like “ok.....I get it”

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    As one of those new followers may I say that 1) this is exactly the content I expect from an account called ‘’Maimonidez nuts” and 2) said name cracks me up every time I see it, 500/10, well done.

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  21. Also that I may have done fan art of this scene and I may have sold it on a mug

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