I love that this trash game included a readable ad for motor oil with the tagline "Lavish your car with luxurious engine lube." #kinky
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Replying to @fozmeadows
oh my god THERE'S ANOTHER OIL AD for, AND I QUOTE, "Lube that lasts through the roughest rides." THIS. IS FUCKING. INTENTIONAL.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
Like no, I'm sorry: putting in lube jokes when you don't have to? YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY THE GODDAMN OIL.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
Prompto: These chips will go straight to my belly, won't they? Noctis: Yup. No doubt about it. NOCTIS YOU BITCH, SHOW SOME FUCKING SUPPORT
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Replying to @fozmeadows
Prompto: Let's play a car game! Gladio: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with GAY. Ignis: All of us. Gladio: Yes. Now QUIET.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
Prompto: Wanna take a photo in front of that volcano? Noctis: Last time we stopped, a giant snake attacked. Prompto: So is that a no, or- ?
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Replying to @fozmeadows
Noctis: Ugh, I'm all sticky and gross. Prompto: Woohoo! Bath time! ... sounds like Prompto wants to share that bath, Noctis. ;)
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Replying to @fozmeadows
It's starting to make sense why my friend Vince calls this game "visiting my husbands"
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@MagneticCrow FFXV husband menu: 1) smol & happy (Prompto) 2) smol & bitter (Noctis) 3) tol & happy (Gladio) 4) tol & bitter (Ignis)1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes -
Replying to @fozmeadows
This would make such a perfect four-quadrant personality chart.
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behold! this is what iphone's built-in photo editor can accomplish.pic.twitter.com/Ra4J1DxHss
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