Eldridge Alexander

@magiceldridge

Manager of Duo Labs . Formerly , . Technologist, magician, designer, musician, videographer, blogger, and avid sweet tea drinker.

San Francisco, CA
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  1. Aug 20

    "docker run" is just the Millennial version of "curl | bash"

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  2. Aug 18

    I have never once washed a spoon in the sink and gotten out with dry pants

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  3. Aug 17

    tbh the most unbelievable part of Star Trek isn't the transporter, but the fact that when Picard says "Tea, Earl Grey, hot," he never gets "fleas, with a curled face, in a pot"

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  4. Aug 16

    Reasons I get angry: 3. Politics 2. Other Drivers 1. That triangle peg game at Cracker Barrel

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  5. Aug 16

    My favorite new Android Pie feature is the ability to encrypt your DNS requests to (or whomever) on *all* networks.

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  6. Aug 13

    I haven't bought a pen in like 5 years but more keep appearing in my desk. Am I subconsciously stealing these from banks? What's going on?!

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  7. Aug 10

    I just overheard someone say "Slacks" and "Dockers". Naturally I assumed someone had messaged them to deploy something. Nope - they were talking about pants.

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  8. Aug 9

    Per my support rep - Fiber is currently not allowing to resolve. It's a firmware bug in their modem which is a known issue, but there's no ETA for a fix and no additional info. , anyone you can lean on to get them to take this seriously?

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  9. Aug 7

    Hey , heads up - your gigabit fiber service in Ann Arbor is blocking 's . Seems to be an issue with the modem as the modem diagnostic tools work but all client devices just see dropped packets.

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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 1

    Web: We noticed you're using an Ad blocker Me: I noticed you're using 32 tracking services.

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  11. Jul 31

    Hey , how about driver adjustment macros for people that share cars? e.g. I get in and hit "1" and the seat and mirrors adjust to me, but "2" would adjust to my shorter family members.

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  12. Jul 31

    If you haven't registered to vote yet (or if you changed your address), you can do it over text messages in about 5 minutes at

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  13. Jul 25

    My apt used a credit check from and it came back wrong, I requested my report (they only accept via snail mail or fax). Despite allegedly having all my info they sent a giant packet of my info to the wrong address. Said it would "probably" get returned and shredded.

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  14. Jul 24

    I'm excited to share that next month I'll be joining on the R&D team!

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  15. Jul 22

    I need a Chrome extension that identifies sites using different "acceptable character" validation on their password creation page than their login page. So I can avoid them entirely.

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  16. Jul 13

    I thought I was getting older when I had to use Tums for the first time. Nope! Now it's *pre-emptive* Tums.

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  17. Jul 5

    I humbly propose making some updates to copy-paste in *every* OS and app: Ctrl+V=Paste (of course). Ctrl+Shift+V=Paste w/o formatting. Ctrl+Alt+V=goes back one more item in your clipboard history each time you press.

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  18. Jul 3

    A virus that attacks university printers, but all it does is replace "regardless" with "irregardless" in print jobs.

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  19. Jun 28

    this is the exact opposite of what we all wanted

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  20. Jun 20

    I'm convinced I could be in charge of designing the system for how people board airplanes. I have no idea how to do that, but apparently the current people don't either.

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