"Somebody take this weird sweaty fucking kid off our hands goddamn"pic.twitter.com/4RQu5auG5K
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I'm currently on Beer #3 and cackling at my own jokes, in case you were wondering how the livetweet was going for me
Kirk: He's just a boy! Spock and McCoy: HE'S A FUCKING INCEL, PUT HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK
So Charlie turns the one girl who likes him into a lizard and tries to assault Janice Rand OUT THE AIRLOCK, BOY
All joke's aside, this is an unironically horrifying framepic.twitter.com/Z5dT8LIcc1
The politics of Charlie harming women on the ship is, uh, very unsettling despite the surrounding messaging
The moral of the story is don't be an entitled little dickhole and you won't be dragged back home by Incorporeal Alien Dad
Now it is time to begin one of the greatest hours of television ever put to filmpic.twitter.com/MWHTOqCnuf
"Somebody blew foam all over this mannequin, this is weird as hell"pic.twitter.com/aGR4MDjjnA
"As for my anatomy being different than yours, I am delighted" Spock and McCoy need to stop flirting on the job, damn
Lt Johnny What's His Name gets the hissing goop on him and now everybody catches a case of Space Crazy
Dude killed himself with a butter knife, this is weak as hell
Dude offed himself with a butter knife and McCoy's drunk ass couldn't even pull it together
Literally, if you trip and hit yourself with a plastic butterknife and the ship's doctor is too fucked up to save you....
I like how the dudes take over the ship and stab people and run around screaming with swords and, like, Chapel gets up the courage to tell Spock she has a crush on him
These assholes are trying to burn the ship down and Chapel just wants a nice date
Kirk and Spock slapping the shit out of each other in mid-shared breakdown never stops being amazing
Lol Kirk dumping all his relationship issues onto the Enterprise is just the best
Alright, I think I've come far enough in this livetweet for now. Time to sober up and eat some foodpic.twitter.com/jmxGn3O9sj
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