Jordan Baker

@maddstork

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Joined January 2013
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  1. 9 Dec 2016

    is there a "no" version of YAAAAAAAASSSSSS? because that's how I feel about it.

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  2. 5 Dec 2016

    PTA's gotta be jealous of this set piece

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  3. 18 Dec 2015

    At an American bar in Tokyo. They even have a toilet without a bidet!

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  4. 4 Nov 2015

  5. 4 Nov 2015

    Trippy ass Mexican themed rest stop at the SC/NC border. Wtf

  6. 31 Oct 2015

  7. 31 Oct 2015

    Time to get riggity *belch* riggity wrecked son!

  8. 31 Oct 2015

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  10. 8 Oct 2015

    New street signs popping up in the neighborhood

  11. 5 Oct 2015

    Seriously... I hate the TVs in yellow cabs. You should at least be able to turn down the brightness.

  12. 5 Oct 2015

    The best thing about uber is that you don't have a tv in front of your face that you can't turn off.

  13. 5 Oct 2015

    Steve Jobs early showing Q&A w the great Aaron Sorkin and some other dude named Danny – at AMC Loews 34th Street 14

  14. 4 Oct 2015

    Soon we will all be celebrities with our own public personas

  15. 21 Sep 2015

    Think I'm going to start watching sports. What season is it? Baseball?

  16. 21 Sep 2015

    When did the New Yorker become The Onion?-

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  17. 20 Sep 2015

    Having a heated debate at work today over which is the greatest book of all time

  18. 19 Sep 2015

    Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. -SIN

  19. 17 Sep 2015

    LEGALIZE COCAINE!

  20. 15 Sep 2015

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