Maddox

@maddoxrules

Intellectual Heavyweight. Thought Leader. Genius.

Joined May 2011

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  1. Finally, a mushroom that has something in common with my boxers

  2. People have spent more time writing sentences about Brock Turner's sentence than his actual sentence

  3. YouTube punishes vids that aren't ad-friendly? IF ONLY SOMEONE WARNED US ABOUT ADS CAUSING SELF-CENSORSHIP YEARS AGO

  4. In reply to

    . Sweet shout-out

  5. Anyone who has an opinion on "curvy women" they feel important enough to share was probably masturbating when they wrote it

  6. tonight at 8pm EST does an AMA. Send in your questions, answer anything.

  7. Oh snap! wouldn't vote for Clinton if you paid him. Or Trump. Or anyone because he's not a US Citizen

  8. Hey guys, remember when rapper B.O.B. was a flat-Earther the week his new single dropped, and then never again?

  9. "We should judge someone by the content of their character. Not the color of their skin." Dr. Martin Luther Maddox 😆

  10. This may be my favorite episode of the show, with and - Episode 12:

  11. Hairless cats are what animals would look and feel like if they were made entirely out of penis skin

  12. This week a college student wants a non-white roommate. Plus Wry and moderate

  13. 19 years ago today, I published my first article on The Best Page in the Universe:

  14. I helped write this with and . WELCOME TO THE DANK ZONE:

  15. In reply to

    The skyscraper just got 10 feet higher

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