to mourn the loss of Sexy M&M’s™️, here’s a ranking of most fuckable cartoon brand mascots.
1. Jolly Green Giant (10/10)
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Lastly, of course, New M&M’s which get ZERO out of 10
(brown can still text me though)
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addressing key concerns: sorry i forgot tony the tiger, im not into mr peanut so i intentionally left him off, pillsbury doughboy feels off limits
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also bounty paper towel guy is hot but its the same thing as mr clean, too classicly handsome and too human for a cartoon. it starts to work against itself
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